milky's bullshit containment zone

[weaseled]

Who ⚔ Yael & assorted nerds
What ⚔ A dungeon run and other things
When ⚔ After the party
Where ⚔ Errywhere
Content Warnings ⚔ Men with their tits out? Alcohol??? No correlation there surprisingly. nsfw i'm sorry mom

Comments

[fluorite]

[ Ah… a strange word to hear from Yael’s mouth, but he likes it. A lot.

Fai reaches down under the water for his hand, idly wondering if their fingers can get pruny in the game. Time to find out. ]

I do, but it’s complicated.

[ There’s a guardedness about his answer, a hint of wariness that might tell Yael that he only got that much out of Fai because of their relationship. ]

[weaseled]

[Yael feels those pruny digits slide over his and twists his wrist to hold them. Complicated, he says, like that won't pique Yael's interest further. He snorts.]

Got it.

[But against all odds, Yael doesn't push him for an answer. He simply picks up Fai's hand, brings it to his lips, and gently... bites his knuckle. He wasn't gentle at all, actually. Psych!]

Tell me about them sometime.

[fluorite]

Ow!

[ That bite is probably deserved for not elaborating, but it doesn't hurt any less either. It's a good thing they're in-game, because Fai is sure that it would leave a bright red mark behind.

He can't let that go unpunished, so he smacks the surface of the water so it splashes up in Yael's face. ]

[weaseled]

[Dammit, why are people to eager to splash him? Yuui manages to get water up Yael's nose, and in retaliation, he frees up his hand to squeeze his inner thigh. His sensitive inner thigh.]

You're a brat.

[fluorite]

Hey!

[ He bats at Yael's hand, butterflies churning in his stomach. Don't do this to him! ]

And you're a jerk. What about it?

[weaseled]

A jerk you can't get enough of.

[Yanking Yuui close to his side, Yael playfully nibbles on his cheek, sucking on it so every word Yuui speaks comes out all wonky.]

[fluorite]

Sheza... you—

[ He gives up, practically unable to say more.

Two can play at this game, though, and he reaches up quickly so that he doesn't get Yael's attention... and twists one of his nipples. ]

[weaseled]

[Really, Yuui? His juicy delectable nipnops?? Yuui knows by now that Yael's chest isn't especially sensitive, but just to rile him up, he leans in niiice and close to sensually moan in his ear.]

Oh, Yuui~

[Note: there is nothing sensual about that sensual moan.]

[fluorite]

[ He bites back a laugh as twists that nipple again. Enjoy your purple nurple. ]

That was sexy. Do it again.

[weaseled]

[his pipple nipple............]

I'm not gonna do it if you're getting off to it. What are you, a pervert?

[fluorite]

[ He isn't, but if Yael is going to accuse him of it, now he is. ]

I am. You can call me your little pervert~

[weaseled]

Nah. Too endearing. You need a name better suited to your crimes. Let's see...

[Taking a long, hard look at the twinky criminal beside him...]

The Nippler. How's that?

[fluorite]

[ Fai steps back and sighs, putting on a disappointed look. ]

Hmm. You're terrible at naming things.

[weaseled]

Yeah? And what would you suggest?

[Bonus points: don't incorporate the words daddy, mommy, or cat.]

[fluorite]

For myself?

[ Hmmm. Hmmmm. Let him think long and hard about this. ]

Dr Jensen.

[weaseled]

Doctor of what? Nippleology?

[Are there doctors who specialize in nipples...?]

[fluorite]

[ YOU JERK—

Fine, fine. He'll have his silly little joke turned around on him, but not without putting it back on Yael. ]

Sure. Want me to study yours? Should I put one under a microscope?

[weaseled]

You'd have to cut it off first, wouldn't you?

[what the fuck is this thread]

I think I'd rather examine yours. I'm not the sensitive one here.

[fluorite]

I think I could fit you into one of our larger microscopes.

[ He reaches up and boops Yael on the nose, his pruney finger bumping up against his skin. ]

Haven't you examined them plenty?

[weaseled]

What are you trying to say?

[That his nipples are prominent? Imposing, even??]

But you make a good point. I should examine you everywhere else instead.

[fluorite]

[ That first question gets no response from Fai. Yael knows exactly what he's trying to say (no he doesn't). ]

Didn't you do enough of that the first time we met? I couldn't walk straight for two days, you know.

[weaseled]

Only two days? That's a shame.

[He'll have to up his game next time. Lifting a pruney hand from the water, Yael points a thumb back in the direction of the inn.]

Why don't we go to bed, "darling"?

[fluorite]

You know, I kind of like hearing that from you.

[ It's sweet and not really something expected from Yael.

Fai pulls himself up and out of the water, rivulets streaming down the lines of his body and onto the stone underneath him. ]

...I like my name a little more, though.

[weaseled]

Yuui?

[Yael finds that he prefers Yuui too. It rolls off the tongue, intricate and charming just like his little meow meow.

Lifting himself out of the water, Yael smacks that flat, wet ass. Can't help it, sorry.]

I think I can manage that.

[fluorite]

Wow, I feel like I'm in a locker room.

[ Just for that, Fai smacks Yael's ass in return, aiming for an angle that'll make a particularly loud noise. ]