milky's bullshit containment zone

[weaseled]

Who ⚔ Yael & assorted nerds
What ⚔ A dungeon run and other things
When ⚔ After the party
Where ⚔ Errywhere
Content Warnings ⚔ Men with their tits out? Alcohol??? No correlation there surprisingly. nsfw i'm sorry mom

Comments

[weaseled]

You'd have to cut it off first, wouldn't you?

[what the fuck is this thread]

I think I'd rather examine yours. I'm not the sensitive one here.

[fluorite]

I think I could fit you into one of our larger microscopes.

[ He reaches up and boops Yael on the nose, his pruney finger bumping up against his skin. ]

Haven't you examined them plenty?

[weaseled]

What are you trying to say?

[That his nipples are prominent? Imposing, even??]

But you make a good point. I should examine you everywhere else instead.

[fluorite]

[ That first question gets no response from Fai. Yael knows exactly what he's trying to say (no he doesn't). ]

Didn't you do enough of that the first time we met? I couldn't walk straight for two days, you know.

[weaseled]

Only two days? That's a shame.

[He'll have to up his game next time. Lifting a pruney hand from the water, Yael points a thumb back in the direction of the inn.]

Why don't we go to bed, "darling"?

[fluorite]

You know, I kind of like hearing that from you.

[ It's sweet and not really something expected from Yael.

Fai pulls himself up and out of the water, rivulets streaming down the lines of his body and onto the stone underneath him. ]

...I like my name a little more, though.

[weaseled]

Yuui?

[Yael finds that he prefers Yuui too. It rolls off the tongue, intricate and charming just like his little meow meow.

Lifting himself out of the water, Yael smacks that flat, wet ass. Can't help it, sorry.]

I think I can manage that.

[fluorite]

Wow, I feel like I'm in a locker room.

[ Just for that, Fai smacks Yael's ass in return, aiming for an angle that'll make a particularly loud noise. ]

[weaseled]

[Damn, listen to that booty clap. The whole server heard that one, Yuui.]

You planning on walking back naked? You're bold.

[fluorite]

They're just NPCs. What are they going to do? See me for real?

[ Fai shrugs. He could pick his clothes back up, though, so he does that much at least. ]

Unless you don't even want the NPCs to see me.

[weaseled]

What about the horn kid? He looks pretty young.

[You're gonna saunter around with Yuui Jr swangin in the breeze, Fai? In front of Zelkova and everyone? That's pretty sexy.]

You take point. I'll take up the rear. You never know what danger's lurking around.

[Yael. Yael is the danger.]

[fluorite]

Oh? You'll take up the rear? What a shock...

[ He grins, winding up some of his clothing and smacking Yael in the stomach with it. ]

[weaseled]

[What was that about treating this like a men's locker room? It isn't a soaking wet towel Yuui's wound up and unloaded on him, but it may as well be, laughter following his "attack".]

What, are you scared? Just tell me you need someone to hold your hand, little boy.

[fluorite]

[ Fai turns back to face Yael, his whole body tilting slightly to the side as he arches a brow. ]

Little boy? Don't forget I have an entire inch of advantage against you.

[ He could easily take Yael in a fight, is what he seems to be insinuating. ]

[weaseled]

Not where it counts.

[Heh. Heheh. You couldn't take him in a fight or in the ass, Yuui.]

[fluorite]

[ He stands up on his tiptoes and hovers over Yael. ]

I'm sorry. What was that? It sounded like I heard a voice coming from far, far down close to the ground...

[weaseled]

[Yael snickers, nudging Yuui away and wandering back towards the inn.]

Must've been the wind.

[fluorite]

Must have!

[ He launches forward, clinging onto Yael's back like a koala as they walk back inside. ]

So, are you going to sleep in-game for real?

[weaseled]

[He grunts with the added weight on his back but doesn't protest, looping his arms around Yuui's legs to support his weight.]

Mm. [Noncommittal. He'd rather not, but...] Are you?

[fluorite]

[ He squeezes around Yael's middle with his legs. ]

I don't know~ Are you?

[ Yes, he's being purposefully indecisive. ]

[weaseled]

Nope.

[None of this "I'll meet you half way" bullshit, Yuui. Sliding open the door to the inn proper, Yael tows their naked asses down the hallway and into their private room, startling and disturbing several NPCs as they go. Sorry, ladies.]

[fluorite]

[ Those poor NPCs. They're certainly startled, but at least they'll forget about this sight soon enough. ]

So you're not sleeping? I suppose you'll stay up reading while I take a little nap, then.

[weaseled]

[Yael plops Yuui down on the futon before tottering back over to the door to slide it shut with his foot.]

You think I read in my free time?

[You think he got this swole benching books, Yuui?]

Nap if you want. I'm gonna log out to and do something else.

[fluorite]

[ Honestly? No. He doesn't, which is why Fai simply frowns as he watches Yael slide the door shut. ]

You've got it all wrong if you think I'm going to accept you logging out and leaving me here by myself.

[weaseled]

[Oh? Ohoho? Is them's fightin' words he hears? Yael slips into a yukata and does a piss poor job tying the obi, returning to the bedside to loom over Yuui with a tight smirk on his lips.]

Oh yeah? You're gonna hold me hostage and make me nap with you? Scary.