milky's bullshit containment zone

[weaseled]

Who ⚔ Yael & assorted nerds
What ⚔ A dungeon run and other things
When ⚔ After the party
Where ⚔ Errywhere
Content Warnings ⚔ Men with their tits out? Alcohol??? No correlation there surprisingly. nsfw i'm sorry mom

Comments

[weaseled]

[Yael snickers, nudging Yuui away and wandering back towards the inn.]

Must've been the wind.

[fluorite]

Must have!

[ He launches forward, clinging onto Yael's back like a koala as they walk back inside. ]

So, are you going to sleep in-game for real?

[weaseled]

[He grunts with the added weight on his back but doesn't protest, looping his arms around Yuui's legs to support his weight.]

Mm. [Noncommittal. He'd rather not, but...] Are you?

[fluorite]

[ He squeezes around Yael's middle with his legs. ]

I don't know~ Are you?

[ Yes, he's being purposefully indecisive. ]

[weaseled]

Nope.

[None of this "I'll meet you half way" bullshit, Yuui. Sliding open the door to the inn proper, Yael tows their naked asses down the hallway and into their private room, startling and disturbing several NPCs as they go. Sorry, ladies.]

[fluorite]

[ Those poor NPCs. They're certainly startled, but at least they'll forget about this sight soon enough. ]

So you're not sleeping? I suppose you'll stay up reading while I take a little nap, then.

[weaseled]

[Yael plops Yuui down on the futon before tottering back over to the door to slide it shut with his foot.]

You think I read in my free time?

[You think he got this swole benching books, Yuui?]

Nap if you want. I'm gonna log out to and do something else.

[fluorite]

[ Honestly? No. He doesn't, which is why Fai simply frowns as he watches Yael slide the door shut. ]

You've got it all wrong if you think I'm going to accept you logging out and leaving me here by myself.

[weaseled]

[Oh? Ohoho? Is them's fightin' words he hears? Yael slips into a yukata and does a piss poor job tying the obi, returning to the bedside to loom over Yuui with a tight smirk on his lips.]

Oh yeah? You're gonna hold me hostage and make me nap with you? Scary.

[fluorite]

[ Oh noooo, he's being loomed over! What a terrible sight that doesn't give him a nice view of Yael's cleavage at all. ]

Yep. Real scary. I'll even light a fire under that butt of yours if I have to.

[weaseled]

You're ogling me even now? Have some shame.

[Yael is quick to give into this man, flopping down beside him and smacking his bare belly.]

Not gonna put anything on?

[fluorite]

As if you don't secretly like the ogling.

[ He gives Yael's bare chest a smack in return. ]

Oh. I should put something on, shouldn't I?

[ Let him sit back up and grab his clothing... ]

[weaseled]

[Yuui sits up and Yael, an opportunist, leans over and bites his bare hip. Ehe.]

Maybe.

[Or maybe not...?]

[fluorite]

[ That little nip just makes him laugh as he reaches out to ruffle Yael's hair. Hard.

It's a real shame that his avatar's hair doesn't stay mussed up for long. ]

Aren't you spunky?

[weaseled]

Spunky? I don't think that's what you meant.

[Does he need to bite Yuui more to get a different answer out of him? While he's in the area, he sucks out a bruise on Yuui's hip.]

[fluorite]

[ He gasps softly as he tries to keep Yael from feeling the satisfaction of already drawing a reaction out of him. His skin immediately turns a bright purple, and it's a damn shame it'll disappear the moment he logs out.

With his fingers in Yael's hair, he grabs a fistful and tugs to force Yael to look up at his face. ]

What about peppy? Do you accept that? I've got plenty more words I can use.

[ And they'll all be the wrong ones. ]

[weaseled]

[His scalp tingles, lips pulled back into a tight smirk. Rising up with Yuui's insistence, Yael sinks his teeth into the side of his neck next, leaving a lovely little bruise there too. He's supposed to find some way to amuse himself while Yuui is sleeping, no?]

That's even worse. Try again.

[fluorite]

[ He tilts his head, giving Yael plenty of room to bite as much as he pleases, a soft huff of amusement escaping him. ]

Hm. What about silly, then?

[ Much, much worse. ]

[weaseled]

Way worse.

[Spoken around a mouthful of Yuui neck, but Yael doesn't linger long. There's a look of dissatisfaction when he sits back, lips quirked into a frown. Now that he's had the real thing, getting intimate with Yuui online doesn't do nearly as much for him.]

Go ahead and take your nap. I'll stick around until you fall asleep.

[fluorite]

[ He places to fingers on each side of Yael's lips. ]

It's really not good compared to real life, huh? I thought it was pretty nice in this game, but...

[ Sometimes the sex is too bomb. ]

Are you sure you don't want to sleep on my lap?

[weaseled]

[He sticks his tongue out between Yuui's fingers. Blep.]

You're clearly not busy tonight. Come over.

[He'd love to sleep with his head on Yuui's lap, but like. IRL. Fucking in-game is one thing, but sleeping is a bridge too far.]

[fluorite]

[ He just barely suppresses a giggle. ]

You're so cute.

[ And he will die on that hill.

Yael's suggestion earns a little smirk, however. Sure, the intention is to sleep, but he knows how it'll really end up anyway. ]

But sure. Should I pick up dinner on the way? What are you in the mood for?

[weaseled]

[Yael has never minded being called cute. In fact, he considers cute to be among the highest forms of compliment, chuffing a victorious little laugh— hehe. Score one for the old man.]

I'm not picky. Surprise me.

[fluorite]

Hmm, you know. I think I will surprise you. No complaining if you don't like the flavors I bring to the table tonight.

[ In other words, time for Scandinavian food.

He pinches Yael's cheek, giving it a little tug before pulling his hand back. ]

[weaseled]

[IKEA DINNER, IKEA DINNER]

I'll head your way in 30. Later.

[And with that, Yael logs off as unceremoniously as ever.]