milky's bullshit containment zone

[weaseled]

Who ⚔ Yael & assorted nerds
What ⚔ A dungeon run and other things
When ⚔ After the party
Where ⚔ Errywhere
Content Warnings ⚔ Men with their tits out? Alcohol??? No correlation there surprisingly. nsfw i'm sorry mom

Comments

[weaseled]

Yuui?

[Yael finds that he prefers Yuui too. It rolls off the tongue, intricate and charming just like his little meow meow.

Lifting himself out of the water, Yael smacks that flat, wet ass. Can't help it, sorry.]

I think I can manage that.

[fluorite]

Wow, I feel like I'm in a locker room.

[ Just for that, Fai smacks Yael's ass in return, aiming for an angle that'll make a particularly loud noise. ]

[weaseled]

[Damn, listen to that booty clap. The whole server heard that one, Yuui.]

You planning on walking back naked? You're bold.

[fluorite]

They're just NPCs. What are they going to do? See me for real?

[ Fai shrugs. He could pick his clothes back up, though, so he does that much at least. ]

Unless you don't even want the NPCs to see me.

[weaseled]

What about the horn kid? He looks pretty young.

[You're gonna saunter around with Yuui Jr swangin in the breeze, Fai? In front of Zelkova and everyone? That's pretty sexy.]

You take point. I'll take up the rear. You never know what danger's lurking around.

[Yael. Yael is the danger.]

[fluorite]

Oh? You'll take up the rear? What a shock...

[ He grins, winding up some of his clothing and smacking Yael in the stomach with it. ]

[weaseled]

[What was that about treating this like a men's locker room? It isn't a soaking wet towel Yuui's wound up and unloaded on him, but it may as well be, laughter following his "attack".]

What, are you scared? Just tell me you need someone to hold your hand, little boy.

[fluorite]

[ Fai turns back to face Yael, his whole body tilting slightly to the side as he arches a brow. ]

Little boy? Don't forget I have an entire inch of advantage against you.

[ He could easily take Yael in a fight, is what he seems to be insinuating. ]

[weaseled]

Not where it counts.

[Heh. Heheh. You couldn't take him in a fight or in the ass, Yuui.]

[fluorite]

[ He stands up on his tiptoes and hovers over Yael. ]

I'm sorry. What was that? It sounded like I heard a voice coming from far, far down close to the ground...

[weaseled]

[Yael snickers, nudging Yuui away and wandering back towards the inn.]

Must've been the wind.

[fluorite]

Must have!

[ He launches forward, clinging onto Yael's back like a koala as they walk back inside. ]

So, are you going to sleep in-game for real?

[weaseled]

[He grunts with the added weight on his back but doesn't protest, looping his arms around Yuui's legs to support his weight.]

Mm. [Noncommittal. He'd rather not, but...] Are you?

[fluorite]

[ He squeezes around Yael's middle with his legs. ]

I don't know~ Are you?

[ Yes, he's being purposefully indecisive. ]

[weaseled]

Nope.

[None of this "I'll meet you half way" bullshit, Yuui. Sliding open the door to the inn proper, Yael tows their naked asses down the hallway and into their private room, startling and disturbing several NPCs as they go. Sorry, ladies.]

[fluorite]

[ Those poor NPCs. They're certainly startled, but at least they'll forget about this sight soon enough. ]

So you're not sleeping? I suppose you'll stay up reading while I take a little nap, then.

[weaseled]

[Yael plops Yuui down on the futon before tottering back over to the door to slide it shut with his foot.]

You think I read in my free time?

[You think he got this swole benching books, Yuui?]

Nap if you want. I'm gonna log out to and do something else.

[fluorite]

[ Honestly? No. He doesn't, which is why Fai simply frowns as he watches Yael slide the door shut. ]

You've got it all wrong if you think I'm going to accept you logging out and leaving me here by myself.

[weaseled]

[Oh? Ohoho? Is them's fightin' words he hears? Yael slips into a yukata and does a piss poor job tying the obi, returning to the bedside to loom over Yuui with a tight smirk on his lips.]

Oh yeah? You're gonna hold me hostage and make me nap with you? Scary.

[fluorite]

[ Oh noooo, he's being loomed over! What a terrible sight that doesn't give him a nice view of Yael's cleavage at all. ]

Yep. Real scary. I'll even light a fire under that butt of yours if I have to.

[weaseled]

You're ogling me even now? Have some shame.

[Yael is quick to give into this man, flopping down beside him and smacking his bare belly.]

Not gonna put anything on?

[fluorite]

As if you don't secretly like the ogling.

[ He gives Yael's bare chest a smack in return. ]

Oh. I should put something on, shouldn't I?

[ Let him sit back up and grab his clothing... ]

[weaseled]

[Yuui sits up and Yael, an opportunist, leans over and bites his bare hip. Ehe.]

Maybe.

[Or maybe not...?]

[fluorite]

[ That little nip just makes him laugh as he reaches out to ruffle Yael's hair. Hard.

It's a real shame that his avatar's hair doesn't stay mussed up for long. ]

Aren't you spunky?

[weaseled]

Spunky? I don't think that's what you meant.

[Does he need to bite Yuui more to get a different answer out of him? While he's in the area, he sucks out a bruise on Yuui's hip.]