milky's bullshit containment zone

[weaseled]

Who ⚔ Yael & assorted nerds
What ⚔ A dungeon run and other things
When ⚔ After the party
Where ⚔ Errywhere
Content Warnings ⚔ Men with their tits out? Alcohol??? No correlation there surprisingly. nsfw i'm sorry mom

Comments

[fluorite]

[ He bites back a laugh as twists that nipple again. Enjoy your purple nurple. ]

That was sexy. Do it again.

[weaseled]

[his pipple nipple............]

I'm not gonna do it if you're getting off to it. What are you, a pervert?

[fluorite]

[ He isn't, but if Yael is going to accuse him of it, now he is. ]

I am. You can call me your little pervert~

[weaseled]

Nah. Too endearing. You need a name better suited to your crimes. Let's see...

[Taking a long, hard look at the twinky criminal beside him...]

The Nippler. How's that?

[fluorite]

[ Fai steps back and sighs, putting on a disappointed look. ]

Hmm. You're terrible at naming things.

[weaseled]

Yeah? And what would you suggest?

[Bonus points: don't incorporate the words daddy, mommy, or cat.]

[fluorite]

For myself?

[ Hmmm. Hmmmm. Let him think long and hard about this. ]

Dr Jensen.

[weaseled]

Doctor of what? Nippleology?

[Are there doctors who specialize in nipples...?]

[fluorite]

[ YOU JERK—

Fine, fine. He'll have his silly little joke turned around on him, but not without putting it back on Yael. ]

Sure. Want me to study yours? Should I put one under a microscope?

[weaseled]

You'd have to cut it off first, wouldn't you?

[what the fuck is this thread]

I think I'd rather examine yours. I'm not the sensitive one here.

[fluorite]

I think I could fit you into one of our larger microscopes.

[ He reaches up and boops Yael on the nose, his pruney finger bumping up against his skin. ]

Haven't you examined them plenty?

[weaseled]

What are you trying to say?

[That his nipples are prominent? Imposing, even??]

But you make a good point. I should examine you everywhere else instead.

[fluorite]

[ That first question gets no response from Fai. Yael knows exactly what he's trying to say (no he doesn't). ]

Didn't you do enough of that the first time we met? I couldn't walk straight for two days, you know.

[weaseled]

Only two days? That's a shame.

[He'll have to up his game next time. Lifting a pruney hand from the water, Yael points a thumb back in the direction of the inn.]

Why don't we go to bed, "darling"?

[fluorite]

You know, I kind of like hearing that from you.

[ It's sweet and not really something expected from Yael.

Fai pulls himself up and out of the water, rivulets streaming down the lines of his body and onto the stone underneath him. ]

...I like my name a little more, though.

[weaseled]

Yuui?

[Yael finds that he prefers Yuui too. It rolls off the tongue, intricate and charming just like his little meow meow.

Lifting himself out of the water, Yael smacks that flat, wet ass. Can't help it, sorry.]

I think I can manage that.

[fluorite]

Wow, I feel like I'm in a locker room.

[ Just for that, Fai smacks Yael's ass in return, aiming for an angle that'll make a particularly loud noise. ]

[weaseled]

[Damn, listen to that booty clap. The whole server heard that one, Yuui.]

You planning on walking back naked? You're bold.

[fluorite]

They're just NPCs. What are they going to do? See me for real?

[ Fai shrugs. He could pick his clothes back up, though, so he does that much at least. ]

Unless you don't even want the NPCs to see me.

[weaseled]

What about the horn kid? He looks pretty young.

[You're gonna saunter around with Yuui Jr swangin in the breeze, Fai? In front of Zelkova and everyone? That's pretty sexy.]

You take point. I'll take up the rear. You never know what danger's lurking around.

[Yael. Yael is the danger.]

[fluorite]

Oh? You'll take up the rear? What a shock...

[ He grins, winding up some of his clothing and smacking Yael in the stomach with it. ]

[weaseled]

[What was that about treating this like a men's locker room? It isn't a soaking wet towel Yuui's wound up and unloaded on him, but it may as well be, laughter following his "attack".]

What, are you scared? Just tell me you need someone to hold your hand, little boy.

[fluorite]

[ Fai turns back to face Yael, his whole body tilting slightly to the side as he arches a brow. ]

Little boy? Don't forget I have an entire inch of advantage against you.

[ He could easily take Yael in a fight, is what he seems to be insinuating. ]

[weaseled]

Not where it counts.

[Heh. Heheh. You couldn't take him in a fight or in the ass, Yuui.]

[fluorite]

[ He stands up on his tiptoes and hovers over Yael. ]

I'm sorry. What was that? It sounded like I heard a voice coming from far, far down close to the ground...