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[regressive]

Who ■ Joonghyuk & others
What ■ Living that MMO life
When ■ Throughout the first month
Where ■ All over the place
Content Warnings ■ YJH


Feel free to hit me up on the ooc plotting post / discord @ biyoos / biyoo if you want to plot!

Comments

[regressive]

[ Joonghyuk doesn't say anything about Brambles looking embarrassing or cute or anything like that. Instead, he decides to share a slightly different concern: ]

This item is basically a creep magnet.

[dapples]

Oh, no! Do you really think I'd get creeped on? It's not like I'm a cute girl or anything ...

[ sighs at this completely sheltered book man who is oblivious to The Entire Internet, ]

[regressive]

You don't have to be a cute girl for that to happen, you know. For all you know, I could be a cute girl in real life.

[ This is... a very interesting way to put things into perspective for Brambles, for sure. ]

[dapples]

[ he doesn't get it.................... ]

Y... You could be, that's right.

[ ... ]

Wow. Are you?

[regressive]

Are you going to believe me if I say no?

[ Since there's no proof and all... ]

[dapples]

I think so. Unless you're using a very state of the art voice conversion programme to give yourself a really smooth, nice-sounding man voice.

[regressive]

Nice-sounding, huh?

[ This isn't something he expected to hear while wearing a maid glam. Speaking of which— ]

Are you going to unequip it or not?

[dapples]

Yeah! I'd be really impressed if a computer could generate that.

[ AND ... OH, RIGHT. THE MAID OUTFIT. ]

Oh! ... [ and ... unequipped! no more skirt. no more thigh highs. ] Wow, that was wild. I suppose it's unlikely we'd have use for those outfits ...

[regressive]

[ Okay, now he can unequip it as well. Well, he always could, but... don't question this man's logic. ]

Well, it might be a prerequisite for unlocking some kind of a questline or a location, but... I'm not sure if I'm interested in that kind of content.

[ No moe moe kyun~★ is ever coming from this man's mouth. ]

But if you are... just be careful.

[dapples]

Eh-?! Me? Interested in wearing ... that?!

[ bluuuuuuuuuush! ]

N-N-N-No way! I'm totally with you on not being interested in, um ... "that kind of content"! [ this is a lie but he doesn't know it's a lie, ]

[regressive]

Now you're making it sound like it's something not safe for work.

[ What he had in mind was unlocking some special weapons or skills, but oh well. ]

[dapples]

...?

Unsafe for use in work...??

[ LMAO ... someone's never heard that term before! how much is this game going to corrupt him?? (the answer is very!!!) ]

[regressive]

Sexual.

[ You can count on him, Bramb :thumbsup: ]

[dapples]

[ WHAT-- PLEASE EXCUSE HIM AS HIS BRAIN BREAKS FOR A MOMENT ... ]

Oh, my!

[regressive]

Are you okay?

[ It looks like he did some mental damage to Brambles... something he didn't mean to do, actually. ]

[dapples]

--Yep, yep! No! I'm fine! Absolutely great!

[ he clears his throat. ]

I'm just ... always learning new things about the internet, it seems...! [ and himself, in this instance ]

[regressive]

Considering the playerbase here... you will learn a lot.

[ Whether it's a good thing or a bad thing... that's debatable. ]

Especially if you waste your time on the forums.

[dapples]

[ ah, yes. the forums ... ]

I've had a peek in, but I'm not entirely sure I'll be too active ... apart from seeking resources and useful things. Oh, and friendmaking. [ heh. ] There certainly seems to be a lot of troublemakers on there.

[regressive]

They're persistent, too.

[ He sounds three times more tired all of a sudden. ]

If I find out about something useful, I can message you. Not sure if people are going to use forums for resources. They're more interested in shitposting.

[ He'd suggest changing the name to owenposting. ]

[dapples]

[ he giggles! ]

"Shitposting" ... [ that's getting added to his vocabulary. ]

I really appreciate it. I'll do the same for you too. I hope you can rely on me while we go through this experience. Thank you, Punisher. For a guy with a super tough name, you really are lovely.

[regressive]

[ On a second thought, considering that Brambles is somewhat new to the Internet... he's glad he didn't take that literally. ]

You weren't half-bad back in the dungeon.

[ Let's ignore the lovely part simply because that's more convenient. ]

[dapples]

Beginner's luck, I suppose! Though I am going to diligently try to improve. [ Mr. Modesty right here. ]

[regressive]

Give yourself some credit. It's my first MMO after a longer break, but I can tell that you have a knack for this.

[ Believe in brambself...!!! ]

[dapples]

Aw, really...!

[ if he had a dog tail, he would be wagging it-- ]

Thank you! I don't think I'd be half as confident without your encouragement!

[regressive]

You'd get there without me, I did nothing. It's all you.

[ Well, they went in as a team, but!! Joonghyuk will always give credit where it's due. ]

Do you want to kill some mobs together?

[ This is Joonghyuk's equivalent of do you want to hang out, apparently. ]