›› 1st round

[regressive]

Who ■ Joonghyuk & others
What ■ Living that MMO life
When ■ Throughout the first month
Where ■ All over the place
Content Warnings ■ YJH


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›› closed to brambles

[regressive]

[ The golden chest at the end of the dungeon looked promising and yet... rng gods aren't on their side today.

Or rather, they aren't on Joonghyuk's side.

At least it wasn't a complete waste of time, considering the new weapon and a piece of armor. He tries to ignore the fact that maid skin is right there in his inventory, but on the other hand... what if it gives some kind of a buff?

Two wolves are fighting inside of him, but the gamer wolf wins in the end. Too bad that Joonghyuk equips the skin by accident. Well, at least maybe there's no one here anymore—that's when his gaze locks on Brambles. ]

Good job in the dungeon.

[ Act normal. Act normal. Act normal. ]

[dapples]

[ It was a good dungeon run! They found a replacement for the yaoi paddle and Brambles found a better weapon for himself, too. The chipper little Englishman is very pleased that they accomplished these goals that he intended to fulfil at their first meeting. Seems they even got some armour skins, too?

And then SUDDENLY, PUNISHER IS WEARING THE SKIN ]

...?!

[ A surprised squeak travels from his mouth. He's trying REALLY hard not to laugh irl - oh, fuck. ]

That's what the skin looks like?! [ Yeah, that'll do. His voice is so pitched as he's trying to be normal (and failing.) ]

[regressive]

[ He's heard that squeak!! Don't you think he didn't!!! ]

I'm going back to the dungeon.

[ Expect he's not, the portal is long gone. But he wants to bury himself in a hole. ]

1/2

[dapples]

Aww, no need to hide! It's all right! Here, um ... why don't I pop mine on too?

[ IN THE NAME OF FRIENDSHIP, HE WILL HUMILIATE HIMSELF. Brambles equips the maid outfit. ]

...

2/2

[dapples]

[ Oh no. He looks really cute. ]

[regressive]

Why—?

[ There's simply not enough time to ask "Why would you?" since Brambles is already wearing the mait outfit. ]

Unequip it.

[ Why would he go that far!!! ]

[dapples]

Eh? Why?

[ YOU'RE STILL WEARING YOURS TOO, MISTER ]

[regressive]

Because I'm unequipping it, too. I'm not going to walk around in this.

[ On top of being embarassing, it has no buffs either. ]

[dapples]

[ he is sooooo red, lmao ]

Yeah, we ... should not ... do that.

[regressive]

[ This is embarrassing. Joonghyuk isn't blushing, but he does cover his face with his hand. ]

You go first. Maybe we can get rid of these somewhere.

[dapples]

Like where?

[regressive]

Maybe some NPCs will take it.

[ He'd rather not give it out for free, but if worse comes to worst... ]

Unless you want to keep it.

[dapples]

Keep it? Why would I want to keep it?! I look ...

I-I look ... really embarrassing ...

[regressive]

[ Joonghyuk doesn't say anything about Brambles looking embarrassing or cute or anything like that. Instead, he decides to share a slightly different concern: ]

This item is basically a creep magnet.

[dapples]

Oh, no! Do you really think I'd get creeped on? It's not like I'm a cute girl or anything ...

[ sighs at this completely sheltered book man who is oblivious to The Entire Internet, ]

[regressive]

You don't have to be a cute girl for that to happen, you know. For all you know, I could be a cute girl in real life.

[ This is... a very interesting way to put things into perspective for Brambles, for sure. ]

[dapples]

[ he doesn't get it.................... ]

Y... You could be, that's right.

[ ... ]

Wow. Are you?

[regressive]

Are you going to believe me if I say no?

[ Since there's no proof and all... ]

[dapples]

I think so. Unless you're using a very state of the art voice conversion programme to give yourself a really smooth, nice-sounding man voice.

[regressive]

Nice-sounding, huh?

[ This isn't something he expected to hear while wearing a maid glam. Speaking of which— ]

Are you going to unequip it or not?

[dapples]

Yeah! I'd be really impressed if a computer could generate that.

[ AND ... OH, RIGHT. THE MAID OUTFIT. ]

Oh! ... [ and ... unequipped! no more skirt. no more thigh highs. ] Wow, that was wild. I suppose it's unlikely we'd have use for those outfits ...

[regressive]

[ Okay, now he can unequip it as well. Well, he always could, but... don't question this man's logic. ]

Well, it might be a prerequisite for unlocking some kind of a questline or a location, but... I'm not sure if I'm interested in that kind of content.

[ No moe moe kyun~★ is ever coming from this man's mouth. ]

But if you are... just be careful.

[dapples]

Eh-?! Me? Interested in wearing ... that?!

[ bluuuuuuuuuush! ]

N-N-N-No way! I'm totally with you on not being interested in, um ... "that kind of content"! [ this is a lie but he doesn't know it's a lie, ]

[regressive]

Now you're making it sound like it's something not safe for work.

[ What he had in mind was unlocking some special weapons or skills, but oh well. ]

[dapples]

...?

Unsafe for use in work...??

[ LMAO ... someone's never heard that term before! how much is this game going to corrupt him?? (the answer is very!!!) ]