milky's bullshit containment zone

[weaseled]

Who ⚔ Yael & assorted nerds
What ⚔ A dungeon run and other things
When ⚔ After the party
Where ⚔ Errywhere
Content Warnings ⚔ Men with their tits out? Alcohol??? No correlation there surprisingly. nsfw i'm sorry mom

Comments

[weaseled]

A crop top? My stomach would get cold. Heels are another no. You're feet are smaller than mine.

[A crop top sounds hella impractical, as do heels. Yael has only ever dressed with practicality in mind, but that said, he sees the benefits of crop tops, just. Not on himself. Case in point:]

Hey. Why have you never worn a crop top and heels on a date?

[That'd likely mean going to a gay bar and getting hit on by men who aren't his Yuui, but that's fine. He's down to let his boyfriend's freak flag fly, so he can put up with some unwanted attention and free drinks for an hour or two.]

[fluorite]

You've never asked.

[ And it would definitely require a club or bar setting, and he can only picture Yael on the dancefloor, stiff as a board. That would be fun for only long enough for Fai to laugh at him.

But he could be convinced. With a hum, he allows his eyes to travel up and down Yael's body. ]

I think I'd like seeing your abs in a crop top.

[weaseled]

[The ogling encourages Yael to pivot and make a second attempt at escape. Maybe he'll get lucky this time and Yuui will show him some mercy?]

I'd look like an idiot. You may as well ask me to put on a bra.

[fluorite]

[ Look at that, he's lucky! But Fai quickly latches onto his arm, though he lets Yael direct them to another store. ]

No you wouldn't. Trust me. I'd find a crop top that would stop right at your stomach. It would accentuate your body.

[weaseled]

[Off they go to Spancer's. If nothing else, it's got to be better than a store whose target audience is prepubescent girls... but not by much. Current memes and weed culture is not really Yael's vibe, but hey, at least there are costumes and sex toys on the back wall.]

I seriously doubt that. Besides, I don't like drawing attention to myself.

[fluorite]

[ He grabs a baseball cap with a marijuana leaf on it and plops it onto Yael's head. ]

You really don't, despite your attitude. Sometimes I wonder if you try to attract attention anyway.

[weaseled]

[Ah, hm. He can practically feel the cheeto dust forming on his fingers with this damn hat on. Yael doesn't fight it knowing full well Yuui will plop some other atrocity on his head if he takes the weed hat off.]

Why would I do that? I get enough unwanted attention. If I could have any super power, I'd want invisibility.

[Yael grabs a 12 inch horse dildo and flings it at Yuui. catch!]

[fluorite]

[ His reflexes are thankfully quick and he catches it with ease, looking down at it with a "hm". ]

But then I wouldn't get to look at your sweet face. [ He sets the dildo down on the counter. Good thing no one else is in here. ] You must want some kind of attention, though. You say some outrageous things, and you're flirty.

[weaseled]

[Listen to all these false allegations! Yael writes them off with a noncommittal hum, turning his attention back to the sprawling wall of sex toys and turning various ones on.]

What can I say? I'm honest. Don't confuse that for farming outrage on purpose. If anyone's an attention seeker, you're it.

[fluorite]

[ He watches Yael turn on the different toys, mildly unimpressed. It's like he has a hundred big red buttons in front of him that he can't keep himself from pushing. ]

Am I? Tell me how.

[ Maybe he can be convinced. ]

[weaseled]

[It's okay Yuui, you can call him ADHD. A slim black butt plug eventually catches Yael's eye, and turning to Yuui, he balances it on the tip of his finger.]

Put this in and I'll tell you.

[fluorite]

Wow. In the store? Really?

[ But the ass-eating grin on his face says he very much approves of the idea.

Ah, but first... he rips open a package of toy cleaner and spritzes the plug down. If this was still a fully virtual world, he wouldn't care, but he's taking no chances. He refuses to die in the game because of an ass illness or whatever. ]

[weaseled]

Toy cleaner...? Prudent.

[That's his Yuui, always thinking ahead! While he cleans that toy, Yael goes rummaging around in another section of the store and emerges with a sexy Halloween costume for Yuui to wear. It just so happens to be a female vampire costume, but who is Yael to deny that his boyfriend looks sexy as hell in a pair of fishnets?]

While you're at it, put this on too.

[fluorite]

What weird fetish are you trying to live out right now...?

[ He's putting it on, though. Fai is quick to slip out of his usual armor, but those fishnets take a little bit of work to slide on because they're tight, hugging every little curve to his thighs as he slips them on.

When he has the rest of the outfit on, including the fangs, he raises and eyebrow at Yael. ]

So, should I bite you before I put in the plug, or after?

[weaseled]

A pretty common one.

[Costumes and sex toys are vanilla af. What's the problem? Yael shamelessly watches Yuui strip out of his armor and into his new sexy costume (rawr XDDDDDDD).]

After. I want to turn it on first.

[IT'S A VIBRATING PLUG BAYBEEEE]

[fluorite]

[ With a laugh, Fai settles back against the counter, propping a leg up so he can properly insert it. It's a little difficult navigating around the many holes of the fishnet, but he makes it work.

With a soft exhale, he relaxes his muscles and slides it in. ]

Fine, fine. Go ahead and turn it on.

[weaseled]

Impressive. Well, here goes.

[Yael even offers a whistle and a clap. It's like that hole was meant to fit things in it. Spinning the remote on his fingertip, Yael turns it on its lowest setting.]

Can you feel it?

[fluorite]

[ That whistle and clap makes him feel like he's on some kind of stage giving a weird performance, and maybe he is. Does this counter work well enough as an improvised stage? Perhaps.

He lets out a sigh, closing his eyes as that low hum of the vibrator travels throughout his whole body. ]

Mmhmm.

[weaseled]

[Don't mind him gawking and circling Yuui to observe him in his sexy costume and vibrating butt plug from multiple angles.]

Well? Tell me more. Does it feel good? Bad?

[Fill him in here. Yael's never going to permit a butt plug in his ass, so let him live vicariously through Yuui.]

[fluorite]

It's vibrating inside of me. Of course it feels good.

[ He's telling the truth too, obvious tells in the way his fingers curl around the counter so hard that his knuckles turn white and his breath starts to quicken. It isn't particularly tense, but it's a deep, deep hum that steadily builds up a pressure inside of him.

With slightly flushed cheeks, he smirks at Yael. ]

Too chicken to try it yourself?

[weaseled]

[Sure, Yuui has him curious, but letting Twinkie take the reins once wasn't enough to turn Yael into a bottom. Those vibrations feel good, but being inside of Yuui alongside those vibrations would feel even better.

Yael snorts at the suggestion that he's too cowardly to shove a goddamn sex toy up his ass. Haha, funny joke, but he's not falling for Yuui's jeers.]

Can you come like that? I'm more jealous of the toy than you.

oh yeah this is nsfw

[fluorite]

[ What a damn shame, because he would love to watch Yael squirm and try to hold himself back as a toy vibrates inside of him. There really is nothing better than a relatively stoic man trying to keep himself from cracking wide open.

Fai, on the other hand, has no shame in letting soft sighs filter past his lips. ]

I probably can. [ He smiles as he regards Yael, his pupils already blown out. ] Jealous, huh? I didn't take you for the jealous type.

[ And yet the thought of Yael being inside of him doesn't bring forth the burn, the need, that he usually feels at the thought. It makes him mildly anxious instead, memories of the last time Yael fucked him resurfacing. ]

:gasp:

[weaseled]

You never really know someone, do you?

[Case in point: did Yuui expect Yael to betray him by cranking up that vibrator to max? Maybe, maybe not. In either case, it's happening.]

Hah, wow. I can hear it vibrating from here. Don't fall.

[If Yuui's feeling weak in the knees, he can rely on his prince charming(?) to catch him.]

[fluorite]

[ He didn’t, actually, and he screws his eyes shut right as his breath hitches and he pitches forward to lean against Yael. His knees are very much betraying him, his own breath heavy and ragged against Yael’s neck. ]

Fuck, Sheza… a little warning would be nice.

[ But it feels good enough that he doesn’t care that Yael has practically scrambled his brains with that little decision. His fingers tug on his shirt hard enough that the material will definitely look a little stretched after this.

Ah, but he won’t let this go without punishment. Fai readies those plastic fangs and bites Yael’s neck as his little form of payback. It’s a real shame he can’t actually drink his blood. ]

[weaseled]

[Help yourself, little vampire. Plastic fangs poke into his neck and urge Yael to chuckle, and of course it doesn't hurt. That doesn't stop him from cooing in "pain," seizing the opportunity to thread his arm around Yuui's waist and savor those vibrations secondhand.]

Too bad you're not a real vampire. I'd let you suck me any day.