milky's bullshit containment zone

[weaseled]

Who ⚔ Yael & assorted nerds
What ⚔ A dungeon run and other things
When ⚔ After the party
Where ⚔ Errywhere
Content Warnings ⚔ Men with their tits out? Alcohol??? No correlation there surprisingly. nsfw i'm sorry mom

Comments

[fluorite]

Ow!

[ He turns around to bat at Yael's hand before almost immediately attempting to pinch at one of those muscular thigh. ]

A family can be two men and a cat, you know.

[weaseled]

How pathetic is that?

[Sounds like an off-primetime sitcom with terrible ratings. Yael tanks the pinch and returns to his dutiful work kneading Yuui's back. Ungrateful, this cunty pool noodle.]

...Eh, good enough. How's Mokona do with car rides?

[fluorite]

[ Maybe a sitcom wouldn't be so bad...

But Fai hums, interrupted with a small grunt when Yael gets a particularly nasty knot. ]

No idea. Why do you want to take her in the car?

[weaseled]

[Yael snorts a laugh.]

Why else? To go on family vacations. She deserves a beach day too.

[fluorite]

You know, I think you're more obsessed with her than I am.

[ And that's saying something too. ]

She misses you when you're gone, so I bet she'd like that... as much trouble as dealing with a cat on the beach would be.

[weaseled]

She's a good girl, unlike you.

[And ftr, Yuui isn't a good boy either.]

She misses me because I'd brush her every morning before you got up. I hope she's alright.

[fluorite]

...Me too.

[ His shoulders slump, and it's a real shame he can't play off of that comment or riff that he's such a bad boy. His heart isn't in it, not when he's thinking about how alone and scared she might be. ]

A couple of my friends set up a system to come check on me if I was ever unresponsive for a few days. I know they would have found her and taken her in, but... I don't want her to be scared.

[weaseled]

...Yeah. I get it.

[His heart goes out for the poor girl. Yael's always been more fond of animals than he'll eagerly admit. Huffing, he loosely knots his arms around Yuui's waist and parks his chin on top of his head.]

She'll be alright. She's got the attitude of an alley cat and the temperament of a princess. I'm sure she's eating well and getting lots of attention.

[fluorite]

She better.

[ Fai places his hand over Yael's arm, his thumb lightly stroking his forearm. ]

So, let's not give up hope so that we can get back and make sure she's been fed and loved.

[ He doesn't want to die wondering about it. ]

[weaseled]

Heh! You think I'd give up? I've had plenty of opportunities to lay down and die in the past. I'm not taking any now.

[He gives Yuui a noogie with the underside of his chin.]

How's your back feeling? Better?

[fluorite]

Ow!

[ Stop it, you menace! ]

It's better. I'll probably need a massage in the morning... and the next morning too.

[ Actually, let him book appointments daily for the foreseeable future. ]

[weaseled]

Don't get too greedy.

[He'd give Yuui a swat on the ass, but he's bullied him enough for one day. He pats Yuui's back, signaling for him to get up and back on his feet.]

Tell me how you're feeling in the morning. We'll assess your condition then. For now, I'd like to get the hell out of this mall.

[fluorite]

[ Fai stands back up and straightens out his clothes so that he's presentable once again. Can't go into the mall where other players might see them when he looks a total mess, after all. ]

Let's go to the arcade. Indulge me on this, won't you?

[ Sure Yael gave him a massage too, but he thinks he deserves this as well.

They can have fun with the games and get increasingly competitive with each other. Nothing like relationship building like this until they get sick of it and go back to the guild. ]