milky's bullshit containment zone

[weaseled]

Who ⚔ Yael & assorted nerds
What ⚔ A dungeon run and other things
When ⚔ After the party
Where ⚔ Errywhere
Content Warnings ⚔ Men with their tits out? Alcohol??? No correlation there surprisingly. nsfw i'm sorry mom

Comments

[weaseled]

You've got me there, but it was only a matter of time.

[Considering the flirting which Fai initiated all on his own.]

[fluorite]

Ah, so it was inevitable that you would kiss me?

[ After all, Yael could have rebuffed his flirting. ]

[weaseled]

You were practically begging for it. How was I supposed to ignore you?

[He's no jerk!]

[fluorite]

Easily.

[ He gives Yael a smack on the stomach. ]

If laying back and closing my eyes to enjoy the breeze is counted as begging, then you were doing the same thing earlier.

[weaseled]

So you admit the gentle breeze is nice, right? It's even better in person.

[But he's mad about how realistic it feels so loaf about in a damn video game. Oh well. He'll go touch some real grass after this.]

Except you'll bitch if I nod off. I don't have anyone to nag me for resting my eyes in real life.

[fluorite]

[ He considers asking Yael if he’d like to fix that real life bit, but uh. This is no longer just emails.

Anyway. ]

Resting your eyes is such an old man thing to do. Are you sure you’re not forty-five?

[weaseled]

[Don't be such a coward, Fai. You started this.]

Is it? Pretty sure everybody sleeps.

[His eyes slide open, brow arched curiously at Fai.]

Unless you don't. What are you, some kind of lizard?

[fluorite]

[ But he’s not the one escalating! ]

What if I am? Are you scared of a little lizard? How embarrassing.

[weaseled]

[He's being good right now! That's all that matters!]

Yeah right. What are you gonna do when I catch you by your tail? [...] Not that there's much tail to catch. Heh.

[flat ass :^)]

[fluorite]

[ Fai shrugs. ]

I don’t know. You’ll have to try it and see.

[ Also he’s not commenting on that little flat ass statement. Yael did say he likes that too, so he can just sit in that knowledge. ]

[weaseled]

Really...?

[Yael sits up, palms anchored to the grass, and stares down at Fai.]

What a tease. You want a man to pursue you and do all the heavy lifting, don't you? I know your type.

[fluorite]

[ He grins at Yael, a mischievous glint in his eyes. ]

What’s so bad about that? It seems you like doing at least some of the heavy lifting.

[weaseled]

Nothing bad, per se. It just amuses me how much more forward you are over email.

[He moves to pinch Fai's nose again. Ah, but no comment. Yael has always been the pursuer rather than the pursued and he prefers it that way.]

[fluorite]

[ Ah. He feels… called out, at least a little. So, have this little nugget of honesty.

He glances away, even as his nose is pinched. ]

It’s easier to be forward when I don’t have to look at your face.

[weaseled]

[...Cute. Much as he'd like to tease, he'll let Fai have this one, releasing his nose to let his fingers briefly brush against his cheek before drawing back.]

Then close your eyes. Problem solved.

[fluorite]

So you can pinch my nose when I least expect it?

[ He laughs softly, but he closes his eyes anyway. Those fingers brushing against his cheek were a little overwhelming in a good way, so this is the perfect time to just… calm his mind, maybe. ]

[weaseled]

Something like that.

[There's a bit of shuffling beside Fai, but if he patiently remains with his eyes closed, he'll find Yael lying back down beside him when they next open.]

It feels good to lay down and give your mind a break. I bet you don't do that enough with all the studying you do.

[fluorite]

[ He opens his eyes when he no longer hears the shuffling, and seeing Yael right next to him pulls a soft smile out of him. ]

I've never done it successfully. I always start worrying about something.

[weaseled]

Ah, so your mind wanders. Working out does wonders for that.

[He shoots Fai a skeptical look as if he can't imagine this twink lifting anything heavier than a pen.]

[fluorite]

[ He would be right to imagine that! ]

Ah... I think I'll pass.

[weaseled]

Thought so.

[Yael can't help but laugh at that very decisive no.]

Not even if I make you a workout plan? I'll build it around your schedule.

[fluorite]

[ The look of disinterest even at that idea is very clear on Fai's face. ]

Hm. Will you show me how to do all of the exercises?

[weaseled]

[Honestly, the look on Fai's face is so amusing that Yael doesn't even mind the total lack of interest. He knows workouts and bookworms don't mix.]

Sure. Want to try some now?

[fluorite]

Alright.

[ He stretches out his arms and legs, resuming his starfish pose from before, even if it means his arm or leg is draped over Yael. ]

Get started. Move me around.

[weaseled]

[He takes a twink arm to the face, but it's easily brushed out of the way in favor of sitting Fai up on his non-existent ass and sitting behind him.]

Stretches come first. Keep your legs spread and lean forward with your arms out straight.

[With Yael pressing on his back, Fai has no choice but to fold forward... and forward...... right down to the ground..............]