milky's bullshit containment zone

[weaseled]

Who ⚔ Yael & assorted nerds
What ⚔ A dungeon run and other things
When ⚔ After the party
Where ⚔ Errywhere
Content Warnings ⚔ Men with their tits out? Alcohol??? No correlation there surprisingly. nsfw i'm sorry mom

Comments

[weaseled]

Ah, so your mind wanders. Working out does wonders for that.

[He shoots Fai a skeptical look as if he can't imagine this twink lifting anything heavier than a pen.]

[fluorite]

[ He would be right to imagine that! ]

Ah... I think I'll pass.

[weaseled]

Thought so.

[Yael can't help but laugh at that very decisive no.]

Not even if I make you a workout plan? I'll build it around your schedule.

[fluorite]

[ The look of disinterest even at that idea is very clear on Fai's face. ]

Hm. Will you show me how to do all of the exercises?

[weaseled]

[Honestly, the look on Fai's face is so amusing that Yael doesn't even mind the total lack of interest. He knows workouts and bookworms don't mix.]

Sure. Want to try some now?

[fluorite]

Alright.

[ He stretches out his arms and legs, resuming his starfish pose from before, even if it means his arm or leg is draped over Yael. ]

Get started. Move me around.

[weaseled]

[He takes a twink arm to the face, but it's easily brushed out of the way in favor of sitting Fai up on his non-existent ass and sitting behind him.]

Stretches come first. Keep your legs spread and lean forward with your arms out straight.

[With Yael pressing on his back, Fai has no choice but to fold forward... and forward...... right down to the ground..............]

[fluorite]

[ He keeps thinking that Yael is going to stop pressing on him eventually... but he doesn't. When Fai is bent down as far as he can possibly go, he whines. ]

Ow... this hurts. I hate that this hurts.

[ What the hell! He should have toggled off the non-battle pain sensor. ]

[weaseled]

Poor thing. You'll loosen up with practice.

[That said, Yael is a strict teacher. He can feel the tension in this scrawny body and has a good idea of how much it can handle, so he holds Fai flat to the grass for a good thirty seconds before straightening him back up. The shit eating grin on his lips? Yeah. He's making no effort to hide that.]

Good boy. How about some crunches?

[fluorite]

[ Ah. He’s in danger, isn’t he? And not for the reasons Yael is probably thinking.

He groans as he gets on his back again, setting his feet flat on the ground. ]

You would ruin me in real life. I know it.

[weaseled]

Ruin you?

[Oh, Fai... He's not going to give you the satisfaction of answering that one in earnest.]

Dunno. Might be fun.

[fluorite]

[ Wow, he means it physically!!

Wait.

He means it in terms of exercise! ]

I can see you having a lot of fun, watching me squirm. [ Fai pauses. ] Ah, but don’t make me do push-ups.

[weaseled]

[Hello, can Fai stop phrasing things the way he does??? Yael shakes his head.]

Are your arms that weak? You could use a little muscle.

[fluorite]

[ He holds his arms out in front of himself, hands raised up in the air. ]

Would you prefer if I had muscle?

[weaseled]

[Yael tips his head back and gives that one a proper think.]

Eh. Nah. You look good skinny.

[But is he going to bully Fai for being a scrawny little nerd boy anyway? Of course.]

Either way, it shouldn't matter what I prefer. It's your body.

[fluorite]

Then maybe I’ll get buffer than you.

[ Hehe. He grins, pulling himself up so that his knees are at his chest. Look at that—a whole sit-up. ]

You’re pretty cute.

[weaseled]

Am I? Shucks.

[Look at Fai, making strides... A single sit-up is more than most people can do.]

Quit tempting me.

[fluorite]

[ He folds his arms across the tops of his knees so he can rest his chin on them. ]

Hmm? From what? Finding a locker and shoving me into it?

[weaseled]

Something like that.

[Dammit. Dammit. God damn it. Yael can't help himself, shoving hard on Fai's shoulder and pushing him down into the grass. Looming over him, Yael takes him by the chin, urging Fai to look at him.]

Do you tease like this in real life too?

[fluorite]

[ His eyes widen in surprise as he finds himself back down on the grass again, only this time with Yael leaning over him. His breath catches in his throat when he grabs Fai by the chin, but he finds himself smiling. ]

Of course I do. It’s fun.

[weaseled]

And you know that teasing has consequences?

[His fingers shift from Fai's chin to his jaw, cupping the curve of it to thumb along his bottom lip. He's giving the second thoughts all the time in the world to take him by the throat, but nothing's happening. If Fai doesn't stop this, Yael won't be able to.]

[fluorite]

[ Ah. This… has escalated, hasn’t it? Fai knew it would at some point, and here they are. He breathes out. ]

Is this the consequence? You really like being teased just a little bit too much, don’t you?

[weaseled]

Nah. The consequence is coming.

[How much is he going to regret this in the morning? "Only one way to find out," he thinks, and what a fool he is. Yael doesn't care.]

I'm just here to put you in your place. Who knows? Maybe you'll learn your lesson this time.

[Without leaving Fai any room to retort, Yael brings their lips back together. Much less chaste this time around, he imprints his lips to Fai's, feels out their soft, pliant shapes against the tip of his tongue. He's bold, sure, but tentative all the same, testing how far Fai will allow him to go.]

[fluorite]

[ Learn his lesson, huh? The lesson that Yael will kiss him like this if Fai teases him enough? That he'll allow Fai to feel the warmth of his tongue pressing against his lips? It's easy enough to part his lips so that Yael's tongue can slip past them and Fai can push his tongue against his. There's no hesitation in his actions, only the sense that Fai has no qualms with what's going on.

He does, however, bring a hand up to run his fingers through Yael's hair, his fingers tangling in those slightly long locks. ]

[weaseled]

[Pretty wild how kissing a pile of pixels both tastes and feels like the real thing... or maybe it really has been too long since he's made out with someone? It's been years, but that's information Fai doesn't need to know, especially not when Yael falls back into all the right motions easily enough. Thanks, muscle memory.

Ah... But having his hair played with? He likes it, but the feeling that blooms in his chest is a complicated one. It's quiet, but he sighs into Fai's mouth, pressing in all the closer to distract him from that little telling huff. While their tongues occupy one another's, Yael's hands slide down Fai's slim sides, mapping as much of him to memory as he can.]