milky's bullshit containment zone

[weaseled]

Who ⚔ Yael & assorted nerds
What ⚔ A dungeon run and other things
When ⚔ After the party
Where ⚔ Errywhere
Content Warnings ⚔ Men with their tits out? Alcohol??? No correlation there surprisingly. nsfw i'm sorry mom

Comments

[weaseled]

[...Cute. Much as he'd like to tease, he'll let Fai have this one, releasing his nose to let his fingers briefly brush against his cheek before drawing back.]

Then close your eyes. Problem solved.

[fluorite]

So you can pinch my nose when I least expect it?

[ He laughs softly, but he closes his eyes anyway. Those fingers brushing against his cheek were a little overwhelming in a good way, so this is the perfect time to just… calm his mind, maybe. ]

[weaseled]

Something like that.

[There's a bit of shuffling beside Fai, but if he patiently remains with his eyes closed, he'll find Yael lying back down beside him when they next open.]

It feels good to lay down and give your mind a break. I bet you don't do that enough with all the studying you do.

[fluorite]

[ He opens his eyes when he no longer hears the shuffling, and seeing Yael right next to him pulls a soft smile out of him. ]

I've never done it successfully. I always start worrying about something.

[weaseled]

Ah, so your mind wanders. Working out does wonders for that.

[He shoots Fai a skeptical look as if he can't imagine this twink lifting anything heavier than a pen.]

[fluorite]

[ He would be right to imagine that! ]

Ah... I think I'll pass.

[weaseled]

Thought so.

[Yael can't help but laugh at that very decisive no.]

Not even if I make you a workout plan? I'll build it around your schedule.

[fluorite]

[ The look of disinterest even at that idea is very clear on Fai's face. ]

Hm. Will you show me how to do all of the exercises?

[weaseled]

[Honestly, the look on Fai's face is so amusing that Yael doesn't even mind the total lack of interest. He knows workouts and bookworms don't mix.]

Sure. Want to try some now?

[fluorite]

Alright.

[ He stretches out his arms and legs, resuming his starfish pose from before, even if it means his arm or leg is draped over Yael. ]

Get started. Move me around.

[weaseled]

[He takes a twink arm to the face, but it's easily brushed out of the way in favor of sitting Fai up on his non-existent ass and sitting behind him.]

Stretches come first. Keep your legs spread and lean forward with your arms out straight.

[With Yael pressing on his back, Fai has no choice but to fold forward... and forward...... right down to the ground..............]

[fluorite]

[ He keeps thinking that Yael is going to stop pressing on him eventually... but he doesn't. When Fai is bent down as far as he can possibly go, he whines. ]

Ow... this hurts. I hate that this hurts.

[ What the hell! He should have toggled off the non-battle pain sensor. ]

[weaseled]

Poor thing. You'll loosen up with practice.

[That said, Yael is a strict teacher. He can feel the tension in this scrawny body and has a good idea of how much it can handle, so he holds Fai flat to the grass for a good thirty seconds before straightening him back up. The shit eating grin on his lips? Yeah. He's making no effort to hide that.]

Good boy. How about some crunches?

[fluorite]

[ Ah. He’s in danger, isn’t he? And not for the reasons Yael is probably thinking.

He groans as he gets on his back again, setting his feet flat on the ground. ]

You would ruin me in real life. I know it.

[weaseled]

Ruin you?

[Oh, Fai... He's not going to give you the satisfaction of answering that one in earnest.]

Dunno. Might be fun.

[fluorite]

[ Wow, he means it physically!!

Wait.

He means it in terms of exercise! ]

I can see you having a lot of fun, watching me squirm. [ Fai pauses. ] Ah, but don’t make me do push-ups.

[weaseled]

[Hello, can Fai stop phrasing things the way he does??? Yael shakes his head.]

Are your arms that weak? You could use a little muscle.

[fluorite]

[ He holds his arms out in front of himself, hands raised up in the air. ]

Would you prefer if I had muscle?

[weaseled]

[Yael tips his head back and gives that one a proper think.]

Eh. Nah. You look good skinny.

[But is he going to bully Fai for being a scrawny little nerd boy anyway? Of course.]

Either way, it shouldn't matter what I prefer. It's your body.

[fluorite]

Then maybe I’ll get buffer than you.

[ Hehe. He grins, pulling himself up so that his knees are at his chest. Look at that—a whole sit-up. ]

You’re pretty cute.

[weaseled]

Am I? Shucks.

[Look at Fai, making strides... A single sit-up is more than most people can do.]

Quit tempting me.

[fluorite]

[ He folds his arms across the tops of his knees so he can rest his chin on them. ]

Hmm? From what? Finding a locker and shoving me into it?

[weaseled]

Something like that.

[Dammit. Dammit. God damn it. Yael can't help himself, shoving hard on Fai's shoulder and pushing him down into the grass. Looming over him, Yael takes him by the chin, urging Fai to look at him.]

Do you tease like this in real life too?

[fluorite]

[ His eyes widen in surprise as he finds himself back down on the grass again, only this time with Yael leaning over him. His breath catches in his throat when he grabs Fai by the chin, but he finds himself smiling. ]

Of course I do. It’s fun.

[weaseled]

And you know that teasing has consequences?

[His fingers shift from Fai's chin to his jaw, cupping the curve of it to thumb along his bottom lip. He's giving the second thoughts all the time in the world to take him by the throat, but nothing's happening. If Fai doesn't stop this, Yael won't be able to.]