Open | The Epicurians Present: The 1st of September Beach Bash!

[bleatingedge]

Who ► Leo & Anyone that wishes to join!
What ► BEACH PARTY!!
When ► September 1st
Where ► Δ Haggard Traveler's Reprieve
Content Warnings ► People will be drunk. Will add to if needed

[The time has come... for fun! Δ Haggard Traveler's Reprieve has been decorated with all the niceties that a beach party requires - docks for fishing, large umbrellas to hide from the sun, several tables with sets of chairs for sitting and conversing, and the most obvious addition: a massive roaring bonfire with a big cooking mesh over the top of it for barbecue cookin'!

Leo's wearing a fishing hat and aviators alongside his trademark loincloth-and-nothing-else getup for maximum dissonance. From his position on the other side of the bonfire, he waves a hand at those arriving.]

Welcome to the Beach Bash! Snacks and drinks are on the tables, bottles of sunscreen and crafting tables are under the umbrellas, and complementary fishing gear are at the docks for your convenience. Have fun, friends~

[Emperor Grunty is also here, should you wish to annoy him! He's currently laying in the sand with a reflector. What? Grunties need their sun too!]

Comments

[selfconcept]

[ Lo and behold, the Head Admin is here. ]

So you need tables and what?

[ It doesn't seem he's familiar with what you need at a beach party... ]

[bleatingedge]

[Oh cool, meeting the head admin! And not for horribly breaking the rules! That's good.]

Yeah, tables for sure! I'm thinking some big umbrellas for people to chill under if the sun is too much. Annnd if you can make slightly bigger alterations, docks for fishing. That way we can get people started on testing those gathering and crafting professions.

[selfconcept]

[ Umbrellas and fishing docks. Hm. Hien looks over to the ocean's horizon and is working his admin magic—

There be docks and umbrellas.

But he has terrible placement. This man can't decorate a place to save his life. All the umbrellas and docks are crammed side by side.

... ]

[bleatingedge]

[Oh god.]

Uh, are you okay with a bit of constructive criticism?

[Leo's okay with dying if it means his party actually goes well.]

This placement is kinda bad. I'd recommend the umbrellas... here. [He draws several little circles with his hooves in the sand.] As for the docks, spacing them out a few feet will give everyone more breathing room when it comes to casting lines into the water, I think.

[selfconcept]

[ Luckily, Hien is actually okay with this kind of constructive criticism because he knows he can't decorate. This is why he listens to Leo and follows his instructions. He can be reasonable!! ]

Is that better? I'll have water guns out here too, and beach balls.

[ Nothing like water toys? Or something. He's trying. ]

[bleatingedge]

Much better. Ooh yeah, those sound fun.

[Then Leo gets an imaginary exclamation point over his head.]

Oh shit, almost forgot. Gonna need a big fire for cooking the food!! Right here in the center for that would be perfect.

[selfconcept]

[ Ah, right. The bonfire is a necessity. Hien sets a bonfire area where Leo wants it to be along with some chairs surrounding it. What goes with this...

Hien gives Leo sever bags of marshmallows and skewers. This what the bonfire needs, right?? ]

[bleatingedge]

[Leo can't help but laugh at this.]

That's a good start! But I'm planning on having a big barbecue cookout. I've got the meat and everything else except for... I guess a big enough cooking mesh to get everything over the fire?

[selfconcept]

[ When Leo mentions cooking mesh, Hien's tired eyes alight with recognition and sets up a giant one on the side of the bonfire. That way some people can still cook whatever they want on skewers and Leo can still have his barbecue. The bonfire is huge, so he thinks this mesh is good enough for three people to cook on at the very least. ]

Should I make it bigger or smaller? Or is this size right?

[bleatingedge]

[Leo gives Hien a thumbs up.]

Looks good enough for me! Now let's see...

[Let's test the head admin's generosity.]

Would you be willing to add a few things for convenience? Sunscreen and crafting tables under the umbrellas, as well as fishing rods and such near the docks? Snacks and drinks I've already got under control. [Upon saying that, he begins yeeting stuff from his inventory onto the tables.]

[selfconcept]

[ No one will get skin cancer with the virtual sun, but he will assume that sunscreen is just a part of the culture. Yeah. Hien does as Leo instructs, trying to separate the fishing rods on the dock so that they're not all cramped together, since there seemed to be an issue with that last time. Sunscreen and crafting tables under the umbrellas...

...

He even adds beach towels under the umbrellas so that people can sit on the ground if they want to. ]

[bleatingedge]

Sweet, thanks!

[After surveying the current setup, Leo nods satisfactorily.]

I think we're good now! I'll get starting on cooking.

[selfconcept]

[ He nods, satisfied with Leo's satisfaction. ]

I look forward to it.

[ Though, wait. ]

You didn't want to complete the quest? I think this could count.

[bleatingedge]

Oh! Right. The 'cook for the admin' thing. To be honest I completely forgot about it! If you're okay with this counting, then by all means, feel free to judge the food once I finish the first portion - you can be the first person to taste test.

[Rubbed with spices and coated in barbecue sauce, the first few racks of ribs begin sizzling on the cooking mesh.]

[selfconcept]

Sure. I'll go wait by the table, so come over when you're ready.

[ I need to have all the entries under a single top-level for efficiency, so I hope you don't mind!! ]