›› 1st round

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Who ■ Joonghyuk & others
What ■ Living that MMO life
When ■ Throughout the first month
Where ■ All over the place
Content Warnings ■ YJH


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Comments

›› closed to owen

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This dungeon is almost as gross as you are.

[ If it wasn't filled with monsters to the brim, he'd probably just leave Owen somewhere. Unfortunately, fair play is a thing. Treasure chests are waiting around every corner which is a very promising sign considering the fact that there should be a treasure chest at the end of this dungeon. They're fairly close to reaching the end, but there are still some monsters in their way. ]

Let's get this done quick.

[sicklysweet]

[What's with all these gross, fleshy dungeons...]

You really know how to treat your healers well, don't you?

[Don't get mad at Owen if you pull too big and die, Punisher!! You've only got yourself to blame!]

It's not giving me much reason to be a team player.

[Which is why he casts... La Corma. Magic strength is useful for a physical DPS class, isn't it? :)]

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Do you even read the descriptions?

[ ThisIsWorthless.gif ]

Buff me properly.

[ He won't make a step until Owen does his thing. Do your worst, sweetie. ]

[sicklysweet]

Say “please”.

[He waves a fan in front of his face, playing coy.

He’s not going to do anything unless Joonghyuk asks nicely. Who’s stubbornness will prevail…]

[regressive]

Fuck you.

[ That's the opposite of please, though... ]

Your offensive skills must be extraordinary if you're not willing to buff me properly.

[sicklysweet]

[Why does everyone who plays a DPS class have no manners.]

Is it so bad to just want a bit of recognition and thanks for what I can provide? You don't need to be so rude.

[regressive]

[ Weighing his options, Joonghyuk comes to a very disappointing conclusion—if he's not nice to Owen for 0.5 second then he might be stuck here hearing his whining for a while. ]

Please.

[ There, he asked in the quietest voice possible. ]

[sicklysweet]

[On the one hand, he could pretend he didn't hear him, or ask for him to repeat himself, force him to be louder.

But on the other hand, he knows how much this much pain him, and he's delighted.]

That wasn't so hard, was it?

[And with a flutter of his fans, he casts La Corva - enjoy your strength boost, Yaoi Punisher!]

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[ Force... oh my. But Owen's absolutely right, saying that single Please was worth depleting his health points to one, to be honest. To unwind after that terrible ordeal, buffed Joonghyuk throws himself right into battle with Goblins. While he doesn't admit it out loud, he's making sure that not a single mob lays their finger on Owen. ]

The buff is running out.

[ Don't make him say please again. ]

[sicklysweet]

[Well, he appreciates the protection, at least, because he knows from experience he can't take many hits.]

Sorry? I didn't catch that - battle is so noisy, isn't it?

[Just say "please". Do it, coward.]

[regressive]

The buff is running out, you stupid bastard.

[ That's... almost a please... on a different planet, maybe. ]

Cast a buff or I'm just going to throw you at the enemy monsters.