milky's bullshit containment zone

[weaseled]

Who ⚔ Yael & assorted nerds
What ⚔ A dungeon run and other things
When ⚔ After the party
Where ⚔ Errywhere
Content Warnings ⚔ Men with their tits out? Alcohol??? No correlation there surprisingly. nsfw i'm sorry mom

Comments

[fluorite]

[ He idly reaches down and squeezes one of his knees. A thoughtful look passes over his his face, and he stays silent for a while. ]

…I’ll probably have to ride you, but we’ll make it work.

1/2

[weaseled]

[weaseled]

That's a pretty big leap from the topic at hand, buddy, but I can fuck you just fine with one functional leg. You don't need to lose sleep worrying about it.

[fluorite]

[ He laughs. ]

That’s a lot of confidence. Are you that sure?

[ Fai raises an eyebrow. This conversation might go into dangerous territory, though, so he shifts gears yet again. ]

I’m glad you’re able to get around, though.

[weaseled]

[Good boy, Fai. Spare yourself a dicking you might not be emotionally equipped to handle.]

What, were you imagining me as someone bound to my room unable to take care of myself? You wound me.

[fluorite]

[ He's doing exactly that, thanks. But... he's going to reach out and pinch Yael's cheek. ]

You should pretend to be. Maybe I'll bring you food.

[weaseled]

[As Fai's fingers retreat, Yael playfully snaps his teeth at them. Clack clack.]

What? In exchange for the sex? You'd make a good wife.

[fluorite]

[ He laughs, tempted to do it again to see if Yael would actually bite him if given the chance. ]

Ah... no, actually. I would do it just because.

[ The sex would be a benefit, but that really isn't the reason behind it.

And he'll ignore that little wife comment. For now. ]

[weaseled]

How thoughtful. I'll keep it in my pants, then. No need to spoil you.

[Hehe~ Yael will never turn down a free meal... and he suspects Fai has something of a knack for cooking. Just call it a hunch.]

[fluorite]

Well... I won't say no to being spoiled.

[ He wiggles around on Yael's lap as he gets comfortable. ]

I just hope you know that not everything I do has the motivation of sex.

[weaseled]

I'm aware.

[He hasn't tired of holding Fai one bit. He can't vocalize the thought without running the risk of it becoming Too Real, but he really does fit perfectly in his arms.]

But it's alright to pursue what you want too. I wouldn't mind you hounding me for sex.

[fluorite]

[ He holds back a laugh so he can instead give Yael an incredulous look... that soon turns into a smirk. ]

You should be careful with your words. What if I do end up hounding you for sex?

[weaseled]

Then I'll ask you if you've been a good boy who's earned it.

[Huffing laughter, Yael pinches Fai's nose between his knuckles.]

Have you been a good boy, Yuui...?

[fluorite]

[ He scrunches up his face, looking a peeved that his nose is pinched. The reality, though? He likes this kind of thing. A lot. ]

I’m always a good boy.

[ There’s a slight pause at the end of his sentence, as if he’s about to say more. Hm.

Should he still call him Yael? ]

[weaseled]

Heh. Are you?

[It seems like Fai has something else to say... but Yael won't be the one to coax it out of him. Instead, he withdraws his fingers to lean in nice and close, nibbling on the lobe of Fai's ear.]

I'll believe it when I see it... Yuui.

[😊]

[fluorite]

[ His breath hitches as he reflexively sets a hand on Yael’s shoulder. ]

Didn’t you think I was a goody-two-shoes? You must’ve seen good behavior for you to think that.

[weaseled]

That was before I got to know you. It's safe to say I stand corrected.

[...]

Yuui.

[fluorite]

[ Ah, that's embarrassing. ]

You keep saying my name. I was beginning to think "hey, you" was my name instead, actually. Do you like it that much?

[weaseled]

I was wondering when you'd catch on. It's not a bad name, I guess.

[Hehe.]

[fluorite]

[ ...Even more embarrassing, but he'd be lying if he said he didn't thrive off of it. ]

Neither is yours, you know.

[ Both of them, really. ]

What do people call you in real life?

[weaseled]

Mm.

[Casual Mm Of Disagreement. Yael's gaze wanders off to the horizon.]

Yael.

[fluorite]

[ His hand stays on Yael's shoulder, his fingers lightly drumming against it. ]

Your family as well? [ He pauses. ] ...Your ex?

[weaseled]

...No. They were the only exceptions.

[Hm!]

[fluorite]

[ Hm indeed! Fai isn’t so sure what to make of it, and he frowns, wondering if he should ask why his name was different. ]

…What do you want me to call you?

[weaseled]

Anything but daddy.

[...Yael's gaze remains on the horizon. Does he seem a bit embarrassed? A bit... vulnerable? Yeah. Don't worry about it.]

Whatever you prefer.