milky's bullshit containment zone

[weaseled]

Who ⚔ Yael & assorted nerds
What ⚔ A dungeon run and other things
When ⚔ After the party
Where ⚔ Errywhere
Content Warnings ⚔ Men with their tits out? Alcohol??? No correlation there surprisingly. nsfw i'm sorry mom

Comments

[weaseled]

...So you're crazy is what you're saying.

[Guess who has no problem sticking his dick in crazy? In any case, Yael's begun to breathe more heavily himself, pumping into Fai at a steady pace but gradually picking up speed. He really does want to know about Fai's supposed girlfriend, but he's not about to ruin a good thing for them both.]

Very well, crazy... Try this on for size.

[Yael leans forward and leans down, lending his weight to each thrust, the couch shuddering and groaning with the movement.]

[fluorite]

[ Well, Yael isn’t exactly wrong. Fai can’t deny it, at the very least, and it doesn’t seem like Yael cares all that much anyway.

Ignoring the burn from the stretch in his leg, Fai focuses instead on the heaviness of each quick thrust, using the hand he still has in Yael’s to keep himself grounded and in place so he doesn’t bonk his head on the couch armrest. Not like it would impact this experience much anyway.

He continues to match his strokes with Yael’s thrusts, but it’s those weighty thrusts that really end up doing him in. Tensing, Fai arches up against Yael as he comes with a groan. His pants are going to be a complete mess, but this is totally worth it. ]

[weaseled]

[Yael doesn't even want to think about the state of his pants right now, fucking steadily harder and harder into Fai until he's gritting his teeth, biting down on his bottom lip to stopper up a litany of groans and come alongside him.

The hazy aftermath feels as good as he remembered, but... one issue.]

...Man.

[Fai isn't the only one whose pants are a mess. Terrible. Choosing to reject reality for a while longer, Yael flops on top of Fai and goes perfectly boneless.]

[fluorite]

Heavy…

[ But he doesn’t mind, with Yael like a muscular weighted blanket on top of him. Sighing, he lets go of Yael’s hand so he can run his fingers through his hair instead. ]

Did you have the same problem…?

[ Heh. Hehehe. ]

[weaseled]

[Not his hair again! He's going to end up falling asleep like this, just barely stifling a yawn and further relaxing into Fai's touch.]

Yeah. Want proof?

[He's sure he'll feel clammy and cold and disgusting... once he logs out, but who says he needs to?]

[fluorite]

[ Fai raises his eyebrows. ]

Proof? Sure, why not.

[ He has no idea how the hell Yael is going to prove it, but he has to now. ]

[weaseled]

Seriously? You're that much of a pervert?

[That sure doesn't sound like a no in Yael's end... but still!]

Ask nicely and I'll consider it.

[fluorite]

[ That’s totally a yes in Fai’s mind. But he can certainly sweeten the deal. ]

I’ll send you proof of my own in exchange.

[ Is Yael enough of a pervert to accept the offer? ]

[weaseled]

Really now?

[The post-nut clarity hasn't kicked in yet, so that doesn't sound like a half bad idea. Yael's avatar falls silent for a moment, fiddling with something offline, before he returns with a cocky grin.]

Give me your number.

[He sure as hell isn't emailing Fai dick pics.]

[fluorite]

[ Come on, that’s the sexting of the 2000s. He gives Yael a surprised look, his eyebrows raising. ]

If you don’t mind…

[ He lists out his number. ]

[weaseled]

Nah. Just don't go spreading it around.

[Saving Fai's number in his phone as "the gay guy with the girlfriend", Yael shoots off his promised dick pic before returning to the game. Easiest phone number he's ever gotten, not that he's asked for many.]

There.

[fluorite]

[ Let Fai just save that into his “best of dick pics” folder… and then add Yael as “big jerk” into his contacts. He sends his own picture in exchange beige returning back to his avatar. ]

I wouldn’t dream of it. I trust you’ll keep what I just sent you locked up and secure.

[weaseled]

[Ah... There it is. The single solitary dick pic Yael has ever solicited. He's just going to save that now, thank you.]

Mhmm. It's too cute to share around.

[Cute peen... Words he never thought he'd speak, but they're worth it just in case they make Fai fluster.]

[fluorite]

[ Cute??????? Fai furrows his brows, flashing Yael a look of disbelief. ]

As long as you think it’s cute…

[ He reaches up, gently pulling on Yael’s cheek. ]

I’ll take it from a compliment, given that you’re pretty cute yourself.

[weaseled]

[Heh! Heh!!]

I've always wanted to say that to another guy.

[What a good reaction. Mission successful. Humming out laughter, Yael turns to press a semi-apologetic kiss to Fai's cheek. He doesn't regret a damn thing.]

Take it as a compliment. I could give you a million.

[fluorite]

A million? Here I was, thinking you wanted to shove me to the ground and call me a nerd like a schoolyard bully…

[ Not like Fai would hate that, but he sure does like the affection he’s getting now, and it’s clear in the way his smile seems to be a lot fuller, even if his grin isn’t quite as wide. ]

[weaseled]

Not gonna lie, that's still very tempting.

[...So tempting that he makes good on that threat, sitting up and tugging Fai upright by the arm just to shove him face-down-ass-up into the cushions.]

Are you gonna be a good boy and hand over your lunch money, or do I need to pummel it out of you?

[fluorite]

[ All he can do when he’s manhandled and met with a face full of cushions is laugh, turning his head to the side so he can smirk at Yael. ]

You know I don’t give up that easily. Unless you’d like for me to throw the coins right at your face.

[weaseled]

Yeah? That's what I thought.

[Yael did consider going for round two... but the afterglow's begun to wear off, his senses returning to him. Damn, he's going to regret this in the morning.

Letting Fai up, Yael sits back and redresses himself. He's not looking forward to scrubbing his clothes later, but at least the virtual sex was good.]

Go get cleaned up. We'll celebrate your guild's opening properly some other time.

[fluorite]

With more of what just happened, I hope.

[ He grins, reaching out to tug on Yael's shirt to pull him in for a quick kiss before getting dressed himself. ]

It's going to take a while to clean everything up in real life, but I suppose it could be worse.

[weaseled]

You're begging me for more already? Shameless.

[He takes that kiss gratefully, leaning in to savor it fully before they part.]

I hope you've got stain remover on hand.

[And with that, Yael logs off as unceremoniously as ever. See you next time, Fai.]

[fluorite]

[ Wow, he sure loves to leave very quickly, doesn't he? That's something Fai is beginning to learn about him...

Shaking his head, he shoots a text to Yael's real phone, but all the messages says is "dork". And then, he logs out himself. ]