milky's bullshit containment zone

[weaseled]

Who ⚔ Yael & assorted nerds
What ⚔ A dungeon run and other things
When ⚔ After the party
Where ⚔ Errywhere
Content Warnings ⚔ Men with their tits out? Alcohol??? No correlation there surprisingly. nsfw i'm sorry mom

Comments

[weaseled]

[Heh! Heh!!]

I've always wanted to say that to another guy.

[What a good reaction. Mission successful. Humming out laughter, Yael turns to press a semi-apologetic kiss to Fai's cheek. He doesn't regret a damn thing.]

Take it as a compliment. I could give you a million.

[fluorite]

A million? Here I was, thinking you wanted to shove me to the ground and call me a nerd like a schoolyard bully…

[ Not like Fai would hate that, but he sure does like the affection he’s getting now, and it’s clear in the way his smile seems to be a lot fuller, even if his grin isn’t quite as wide. ]

[weaseled]

Not gonna lie, that's still very tempting.

[...So tempting that he makes good on that threat, sitting up and tugging Fai upright by the arm just to shove him face-down-ass-up into the cushions.]

Are you gonna be a good boy and hand over your lunch money, or do I need to pummel it out of you?

[fluorite]

[ All he can do when he’s manhandled and met with a face full of cushions is laugh, turning his head to the side so he can smirk at Yael. ]

You know I don’t give up that easily. Unless you’d like for me to throw the coins right at your face.

[weaseled]

Yeah? That's what I thought.

[Yael did consider going for round two... but the afterglow's begun to wear off, his senses returning to him. Damn, he's going to regret this in the morning.

Letting Fai up, Yael sits back and redresses himself. He's not looking forward to scrubbing his clothes later, but at least the virtual sex was good.]

Go get cleaned up. We'll celebrate your guild's opening properly some other time.

[fluorite]

With more of what just happened, I hope.

[ He grins, reaching out to tug on Yael's shirt to pull him in for a quick kiss before getting dressed himself. ]

It's going to take a while to clean everything up in real life, but I suppose it could be worse.

[weaseled]

You're begging me for more already? Shameless.

[He takes that kiss gratefully, leaning in to savor it fully before they part.]

I hope you've got stain remover on hand.

[And with that, Yael logs off as unceremoniously as ever. See you next time, Fai.]

[fluorite]

[ Wow, he sure loves to leave very quickly, doesn't he? That's something Fai is beginning to learn about him...

Shaking his head, he shoots a text to Yael's real phone, but all the messages says is "dork". And then, he logs out himself. ]