aw fuck not this asshole again (
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altimit2023-09-01 03:56 pm
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catch all >> september
WHO >> Fandaniel & All These Random September Threads
WHAT >> Various closed threads.
WHEN >> September
WHERE >> Around the game.
Content Warnings >> nsfw stuff, suicidal ideation, and then some... looks at smudged writing on hand... wholesome cooking threads? what?
WHAT >> Various closed threads.
WHEN >> September
WHERE >> Around the game.
Content Warnings >> nsfw stuff, suicidal ideation, and then some... looks at smudged writing on hand... wholesome cooking threads? what?
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[ Everyone gets surprise ears and a tail! What a way to end the evening... assuming everyone takes it in good humor. Time will tell who does and who doesn't. ]
Ultimately harmless. I'm sure there are worse things in the game I could be slipping into our drinks.
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[ He doesn’t mean to say that last bit, but ah well. He’s well aware Fandaniel was going to do it regardless of what he said about it.
As he takes the ingredients he needs out, he eyes Fandaniel. ]
Hmm. Bear ears would be cute for you.
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[ Chop, chop, chop, followed by the scape of the back of the knife across the cutting board, straight into a bowl. ]
I can't say that I've ever considered myself very... beary.
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It has nothing to do with personality and everything to do with spirit.
[ Essentially, vibes. ]
I think bear ears suit you more than cat ears, for instance, even though I'd liken your personality to a cat.
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[ It's that right, Mr. Bigkitty? ]
Well, we shall see what we all end up with when we get to dessert. Hmm, what do you think Yael will end up with?
[ As there's no doubt that's who Fai would be bringing. Who else would he even choose? No, he'll shove the poor man into yet another uncomfortable situation, because apparently, that's what boyfriends do. ]
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As Fai gets started on the dessert, he shrugs. ]
Who knows? Maybe an owl? Or an ox?
[ Yael is certainly built like one, that's for sure. ]
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[ Fandaniel moves what he's been chopping into a bowl and rustles around the inventory for the next ingredient that he needs. ]
Perfect, I think. It would suit him.
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He's certainly as stubborn and as strong as one. Plus, those ears and horns would look really cute on him.
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[ Not just of Yael but all of them. It'll be a fun thing to share with the forums. Like an actual fun thing for once, not just a malicious trolling thing. Ah, but he does pause in his meal prep efforts to give Fai a sly sidelong glance. ]
So, is he hung like one as well? Hmm?
[ Yeah, there's got to be another reason Fai would suggest 'ox' out of all possible animals. ]
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He's pretty big. Definitely one of the bigger ones I've had in me.
[ Ugh.
Well, time to focus on this sweet potato pie. ]
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Really? I admit it, I'm jealous. I barely ever get anyone that big when abroad. [ Because he doesn't dare go looking here in Japan, even if he knows where to go. ] And when I do, they never want to put in the work.
[ The curse of being a switch. He ends up topping all the damn time. ]
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You'll find someone that likes topping eventually, I'm sure.
[ Though Fai understands the curse of being a switch all too well. It's a real (lack of) pain in the ass. ]
Why don't you immediately start asking how big they are? I bet you can narrow it down.
[ With a wink, Fai returns to his meal prep. It's terrible advice, but hey, it might work on someone. ]
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[ What he needs is someone even more aggressive. Could someone like that even exist? Who isn't Yael? Doubtful!
So onward they go, prepping their way through the ingredients, readying them to get shoved into their respective dishes. It'll be quiet for a time, busy with chopping and setting out spices and bowls and dishes when... ]
Hmm. [ A glance is tossed back Fai's way. ] Say, how would you feel about making some little snacks to serve before the meal, while everyone is being seated? I let Hien make some, so why not you?
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[ There's a lot here, so Fai isn't worried about figuring something out. It should be easy enough.
But as they settle into yet another silence, he decides to bring up that old topic from before. ]
Surely there's someone aggressive enough for you here. We have quite a few people with big personalities.
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[ With sex, probably, which is a shame. It had been very fun sex. ]
Hector is fun. Maybe if I can convince him to top...
[ Anyway, seems like Fandaniel's been busy and Fai gets to hear aaaall about it, but what else are friends for, right? ]
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Just ask him to top. I bet he'd be happy to. You know well by now that even guys like me will top from time to time.
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That is true. Maybe whenever we run off to try out the cabins over in that skiing area.
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[ Interesting information. Very interesting information! Don't mind the annoyingly smug look on his face. ]
Tell me how good the amenities are. Maybe I'll make use of it if Yael ever wants to hook up in-game again.
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[ Find a reason to do it in every recreation area. Make it a goal. It's achievable and fun! ]
I can at least highly rate the hot springs but do be sure no one else is there first. [ It didn't happen to them but... it sure could. Don't need someone like Ramiel or whoever stumbling over anyone doing it in the springs. ] Although if Yael prefers real life... That is a shame. Consider some of the dungeon effects out there. There's one that creates a double of you somewhere, is there not?
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Doubles, huh? He's pretty vanilla. I'm not sure if he'd be open to that immediately.
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live your best life fai because it might be over soonThere's a snort of laughter as he moves on to setting up the pots and water needed for rice. ]So you're just so desperately in love with this brute of a man that you're fine with "pretty vanilla"? Really?
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Now, now. I'll teach him new things, don't worry. He's pretty amenable to unusual things when he's gotten worked up.
[ He hums, glancing over at Fandaniel. ]
Maybe I can introduce him to my handcuffs.
[ Fandaniel is definitely familiar with them—they're pink, fuzzy, and aggressively cute. ]
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[ Now there's an image. Fandaniel is imagining it very disrespectfully. ]
Good luck getting that man to wear anything pink. You may have to pick up some red or black fuzzy handcuffs instead to get an agreement there. You know, manly colors.
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[ But yeah, Yael would probably be more amenable to something manly, as straight as he acts... ]
I'll get him in them one day. I know he'll listen to me.
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[ Although with this last case, with Fandaniel, and the eventual end of the beta test, this might be the one time he can't pester someone into giving in. ]
What were you thinking for your appetizer?
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