Open | The Epicurians Present: The 1st of September Beach Bash!

[bleatingedge]

Who ► Leo & Anyone that wishes to join!
What ► BEACH PARTY!!
When ► September 1st
Where ► Δ Haggard Traveler's Reprieve
Content Warnings ► People will be drunk. Will add to if needed

[The time has come... for fun! Δ Haggard Traveler's Reprieve has been decorated with all the niceties that a beach party requires - docks for fishing, large umbrellas to hide from the sun, several tables with sets of chairs for sitting and conversing, and the most obvious addition: a massive roaring bonfire with a big cooking mesh over the top of it for barbecue cookin'!

Leo's wearing a fishing hat and aviators alongside his trademark loincloth-and-nothing-else getup for maximum dissonance. From his position on the other side of the bonfire, he waves a hand at those arriving.]

Welcome to the Beach Bash! Snacks and drinks are on the tables, bottles of sunscreen and crafting tables are under the umbrellas, and complementary fishing gear are at the docks for your convenience. Have fun, friends~

[Emperor Grunty is also here, should you wish to annoy him! He's currently laying in the sand with a reflector. What? Grunties need their sun too!]

Comments

[insinning]

I'm already used to him teasing me over everything. It should be fine.

[threatmewted]

Oho. Already got your eye on someone? I'm almost impressed.

[insinning]

[...!]

...um. I guess?

[threatmewted]

C'mon, don't leave me hanging! Who is it? Is he here?

[insinning]

[Just...pointing to where Oriade is chatting with Michel.]

...Oriade.

[threatmewted]

[Looking over.]

Cute. Do you let him walk all over you, too?

[insinning]

[Just.

Flashbacking.

To Every Single Moment Since they started dating.

Oh no]

I-it's not like that.

[threatmewted]

Hah! So that's what he's into, huh?

[insinning]

Why do you need to put it like that?

[Just. aaaaaaa]

[threatmewted]

'Cause you make it way too easy.

Maybe I should take a screencap of your face while I still can. Seeing as you're beet red and all.

[insinning]

[Go for it Swallow, someone might appreciate it]

If I could train my face, I would.

[Staring seriously into the water]

Maybe I can pull a Mithrun after all...?

[threatmewted]

Hah! Good luck with that one.

[insinning]

T-thanks...

[way to rub it in]

[threatmewted]

Aw, I'm sure somebody out there finds your earnest puppy shtick endearing.

[insinning]

I am dating him.

[threatmewted]

Oh, right. That reminds me.

[Sending a picture of blusshu.]

[insinning]

[ ??? who is she sending it to]

Reminds you?

[threatmewted]

Oh, it's nothing.

[insinning]

[...?

Well, okay then. Anyway back to fishing in peace!!!

Creepy placeholder fish get thrown back immediately]

[threatmewted]

[Reeling up a bite herself and - ugh, same exact thing.]

Is that seriously all they've got here?

[insinning]

I think so. I keep trying, but...

[One more go. Casting the fishing rod! Come on, come on]

Maybe they forgot to add real fish to this area.

[threatmewted]

Figures. Maybe they thought we'd be too busy partying to try fishing.

[insinning]

I guess they didn't really think people would want to keep collecting fish here.

[Even though it's a beach?? What else are beaches for??]

[threatmewted]

Pretty dumb move on their part, but after everything so far, I'm not sure why I expected any better.

[insinning]

[Pfft]

Maybe they don't like fishing either.