Open | The Epicurians Present: The 1st of September Beach Bash!

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Who ► Leo & Anyone that wishes to join!
What ► BEACH PARTY!!
When ► September 1st
Where ► Δ Haggard Traveler's Reprieve
Content Warnings ► People will be drunk. Will add to if needed

[The time has come... for fun! Δ Haggard Traveler's Reprieve has been decorated with all the niceties that a beach party requires - docks for fishing, large umbrellas to hide from the sun, several tables with sets of chairs for sitting and conversing, and the most obvious addition: a massive roaring bonfire with a big cooking mesh over the top of it for barbecue cookin'!

Leo's wearing a fishing hat and aviators alongside his trademark loincloth-and-nothing-else getup for maximum dissonance. From his position on the other side of the bonfire, he waves a hand at those arriving.]

Welcome to the Beach Bash! Snacks and drinks are on the tables, bottles of sunscreen and crafting tables are under the umbrellas, and complementary fishing gear are at the docks for your convenience. Have fun, friends~

[Emperor Grunty is also here, should you wish to annoy him! He's currently laying in the sand with a reflector. What? Grunties need their sun too!]

Comments

[dissimulative]

[ Oria looks over at the rest of the beach party. He sees Leo, Hien, Matoba, Tylor, Hector, Mithrun, Levi...

... ]

... Anyway.

[userunfriendly]

[ Following Oria's line of sight to assess that crowd... and then back to Oria.

He rests his case. ]

...He was right?

[ Terrible news. ]

[dissimulative]

I don't know who you're talking about, but look! Swallow is always cute and cool in her outfit.

[ THERE!! Someone he doesn't fancy but thinks is cute!! ]

[userunfriendly]

[ He has to think long and hard about that one... But there's goth solidarity there. He'll allow it with a nod. ]

Fine. [ A beat. ] As cute as Vogel?

[dissimulative]

[ Immediately: ]

No.

[ Sorry shoka ]

[userunfriendly]

[ Shoka's adorable cat aesthetic vs teenage love, fight.

Michel tries to contain his laugh to a tiny cough. He's just trying to picture Sinclair's face for this. ]

...Did you tell him that?

1/3

[dissimulative]

Yup!

[dissimulative]

[ ... ]

[dissimulative]

Actually, I'm not sure. I thought that a lot but I don't remember if I actually said it.

[ First world problems. ]

[userunfriendly]

It's definitely more strange if you're always thinking it and don't say it.

[ He's not acknowledging any hypocrisy here. He's just saying. ]

1/2

[dissimulative]

[ He could... hm. He puts his hands around his mouth and yells: ]

VOGEL IS CUTE!!

[dissimulative]

See? No problem at all.

[ I hope Sinclair dies of embarrassment. ]

/here but also not here

[insinning]

[Jumping right out of his skin by the docks---oh that sure is a lot of his things falling into the water huh?

Oria, why!]

[userunfriendly]

[ Not just Sinclair......... Poor Michel's secondhand embarrassment. And he didn't even get to see Sinclair's reaction to that because he was too busy dying inside. ]

...In the future, I'll think before I speak.

[dissimulative]

Great idea!

[ Just as planned... or something. Oria didn't plan that and honestly, it's just very funny. ]

But are you saying that you usually don't?

[userunfriendly]

Apparently, sometimes my mouth gets the better of me.

[ He usually does! He swears! These kinds of shenanigans only seem to happen to him around Oria. ]

[dissimulative]

[ nyoro~n... ]

That just means your words are au naturale. No filter. Just your raw feelings and words.

[userunfriendly]

[ He's giving Oria a look like he just suggested Michel recreationally kicks grunties. ]

...No. It's definitely not that.

[ Feelings???? ]

[dissimulative]

[ It's called emoting? You try that next time, Michel. ]

You sure? Not even a drop of charisma?

[userunfriendly]

[ Thanks, he's choosing death instead. ]

... ... ...Much less than a drop of that.

[dissimulative]

You think you have absolutely no charisma?? I think you have some.

[ He doesn't want to be proven wrong. ]

[userunfriendly]

...It's a dump stat in most games regardless. [ Just don't ask what he traded it for?? ] How did we end up talking about this?

[dissimulative]

[ A dump stat? Hello??? Oria seems so offended by that remark that Michel's question goes over his head. ]

Charisma is important! And it's something you can definitely learn!

[userunfriendly]

You can learn most things, but why would you?

[ In the general "you." He blinks at Oria. Maybe he can see why a business type would want it. ]

[dissimulative]

So that people can take you seriously no matter what you look like.

[ This isn't a jab at Michel. Promise.

Oria is labeled as a child in the business world, so he had to make up for his "shortcomings". ]