altimit | Open | The Epicurians Present: The 1st of September Beach Bash!

Who ► Leo & Anyone that wishes to join!
What ► BEACH PARTY!!
When ► September 1st
Where ► Δ Haggard Traveler's Reprieve
Content Warnings ► People will be drunk. Will add to if needed

[The time has come... for fun! Δ Haggard Traveler's Reprieve has been decorated with all the niceties that a beach party requires - docks for fishing, large umbrellas to hide from the sun, several tables with sets of chairs for sitting and conversing, and the most obvious addition: a massive roaring bonfire with a big cooking mesh over the top of it for barbecue cookin'!

Leo's wearing a fishing hat and aviators alongside his trademark loincloth-and-nothing-else getup for maximum dissonance. From his position on the other side of the bonfire, he waves a hand at those arriving.]

Welcome to the Beach Bash! Snacks and drinks are on the tables, bottles of sunscreen and crafting tables are under the umbrellas, and complementary fishing gear are at the docks for your convenience. Have fun, friends~

[Emperor Grunty is also here, should you wish to annoy him! He's currently laying in the sand with a reflector. What? Grunties need their sun too!]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

It's tricky, isn't it? My friend would always scold me for being bad at it, but I could never explain why it was hard. You understand!

[ Comrades!!! Blessed!!! ]

Is he really the kind of person that'd curse people over that?

Yeah! My mom banned me from the kitchen when I messed up sich soup (Russian cabbage soup), but it was hard? How am I supposed to know how much water to put in? Or how long to boil? And how much of the cabbage to put? Half a cup? There are so many different sized cups.

[ ... Anyway. ]

But yeah, he's insanely serious about food. It's really quite something since he's the head admin, so you'd think his priorities are supposed to be like... fixing dire bugs and stuff, right? But he poured his efforts into refining taste and food in this game, which isn't even a core part of the gameplay! I have to admit the taste is good though, but like... he could have worked on something more important.

[ Tale of how all my characters dislike each other if I put them in the same game-- ]

She should have given you a recipe, at the very least. I don't know if I could cook something from scratch without it.

[ YOU CAN'T COOK IN GENERAL, BOY. ]

Is he not the person we go to with...what did you say? "Bug fixes"? Is there something wrong with insects in this game?

Oh, right. Yeah, "bugs" are what you call problems that pop up in the game. They can range from the smallest of things to the most catastrophic.

[ Which there have been more of the latter nowadays, but. Anyway. ]

You can also send a report if you find a problem yourself. The report button should be in the menu.

Oh! Got it. Thanks! This is actually my first serious video game, so I appreciate the explanation.

[ He's a normie. Sorry. He touches grass a little too often. ]

Does the head admin take care of that stuff? Or is he just...the food guy?

Well, he's supposed to.

[ But he isn't and has been focusing on food. ]

So if you just call him the food guy, you wouldn't be wrong.

Then he'll just be the food guy from now on.

[ This head admin already sounds terrible. Thanks, Oria. ]

My name is Memoir. I would've been here sooner, but I needed some time to relocate and set up everything. Nice to meet you.

[ Hell yeah. He's always here to sink the head admin's reputation to the depths of hell. ]

I'm Oriade! It's nice to meet you too! Moving all that must have been rough, huh? The entire equipment set isn't a joke.

Oh, it really isn't! It got shipped to my temporary location, and my team had to help me with the setup. It took a whole morning to figure it all out and make space for it.

[ It was too complicated for him to wrap his head around. He's not a technology kind of guy. ]

I don't know how anyone could manage to figure that out on their own.

Wow, the tech team that they sent out for you must have been newbies. They're supposed to set it up effortlessly and then leave.

[ But, hm. ]

What do you mean by "temporary location" though? Like a hotel you were staying at for a long time?

I think I gave the tech team the wrong address.

[ This is such a Noé thing to do. I'm so sorry Oria. ]

And yeah, a rental home. I'm a travel-based YouTuber, so I don't usually stay in one place for too long. I think this might be some collaboration-based thing, since I was planning to visit California anyway.

Travel-based youtuber, huh... looks like you'll have to come up with different content in the meantime since you can't move that stuff.

[ rip noe ]

Oh, that's fine. California's a big place, there's tons of exploring for me to do here. I've never been here before!

[ +1 to the Cali bunch. Rip indeed. ]

Definitely! California has all sorts of stuff. You'll never get bored even as a resident if you ever decide to live here. There's always something to do in the West Coast out here. If you want recommendations, lemme know! I live in Cali, so I can point you to some good places, depending on your funds.

That would be amazing! Thanks, I'll let you know when I need a recommendation! Maybe some food places...

Oh, I definitely know a lot around~ Let me know when, then!

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wrap up? :D

yaaaaa