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›› 2nd round

Who ■ Joonghyuk & others
What ■ Catch-all
When ■ Second month
Where ■ All over
Content Warnings ■ YJH as usual

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You're missing out. [ Yaoi man likes his food spicy. ] But I can make you something that's not spicy, then. Maybe rice cake noodles with mild sauce and vegetables...

[ Not putting as many condiment as usual is going to be a challenge. ]

Well, even if I'm not very good with spice, I want to try as much as I can. Just ... make sure you have a glass of water on hand nearby.

[ Speaking of which. ]

Oh! Since the potatoes are nearly baked, shall we get the beans on the go?

Ah, right.

[ He got a bit distracted here, but to make up for it, Joonghyuk drains the canned beans really fast before putting them on the saucepan on small heat for a few minutes. He keeps stirring while continuing his conversation with Brambles. ]

I'm not sure if one glass of water will do, potato boy.

"Potato boy"?!

[ THAT'S NOT AN IDEAL NICKNAME FOR YOUR FUTURE BF, YJH!!!! ]

Um ... you don't need water! You just cook the beans on the hob in the pan, like that. Sometimes I like to be extra wild and add soy sauce. [ TRULY NOTHING MORE WILD THAN SOY SAUCE ]

Is hot potato any better?

[ There, he said it. ]

Extra wild? [ Joonghyuk can't hold in that laugh. ] I had no idea I know such a hardcore man...

Haha! "Hot potato"! Good one.

[ It sounds a bit self-deprecating and it kind of is - he wouldn't call himself hot by any measure. But! It's a game. So it's fine. ]

Oh, yeah. The most hardcore of all. [ /said while laced with sarcasm, he knows he's a little bit pathetic when it comes to food. ]

Edited 2023-09-16 11:07 (UTC)

Someone cute can be hot, too.

[ Joonghyuk mumbles, looking away from him. ]

Hardcore or not, you're fine the way you are.

Wait, you think I'm cute?

[ SIR?????????????????? ]

I-I--! [ he has nothing to say to that last part either, because now, he's bright red. 😳 ]

I mean... that's factual?

[ If someone thinks otherwise, send them to Joonghyuk. He will kick their ass. ]

O-Oh! Factual. I see.

[ blush!!! ]

I had no idea ...

Well, I can't help it if people are blind. But... at least the admin caught up.

[ Yes, he's still jealous!!! ]

The admin...? [ sorry, yjh, he can't help but laugh a little ] The admin thinks I'm cute? [ ??????? ]

[ That laugh makes his chest sink. ]

Do you think he's cute, then?

I don't know. I have no idea what he looks like.

Huh???

[ Joonghyuk's gaze is fixed on Brambles as he's trying to understand what just happened here. ]

Hien. Hien the administrator.

[ Okay, he's walking around in a cloak but??? ]

Well, yeah! I know what his avatar looks like. Big cloak guy! But he probably doesn't look like that in real life, surely ... unless he's sitting at his desk while wrapped in a bedsheet.

Edited 2023-09-16 15:06 (UTC)