›› 2nd round

[regressive]

Who ■ Joonghyuk & others
What ■ Catch-all
When ■ Second month
Where ■ All over
Content Warnings ■ YJH as usual

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[dapples]

O-Oh! Factual. I see.

[ blush!!! ]

I had no idea ...

[regressive]

Well, I can't help it if people are blind. But... at least the admin caught up.

[ Yes, he's still jealous!!! ]

[dapples]

The admin...? [ sorry, yjh, he can't help but laugh a little ] The admin thinks I'm cute? [ ??????? ]

[regressive]

[ That laugh makes his chest sink. ]

Do you think he's cute, then?

[dapples]

I don't know. I have no idea what he looks like.

[regressive]

Huh???

[ Joonghyuk's gaze is fixed on Brambles as he's trying to understand what just happened here. ]

Hien. Hien the administrator.

[ Okay, he's walking around in a cloak but??? ]

[dapples]

Well, yeah! I know what his avatar looks like. Big cloak guy! But he probably doesn't look like that in real life, surely ... unless he's sitting at his desk while wrapped in a bedsheet.

[regressive]

Aren't you friends?

[ This is getting nowhere!! But he still pursues the subject. ]

[dapples]

I don't know anything about him, really.

[regressive]

I see.

[ So Brambles doesn't want to tell him anything, huh!!! ]

Maybe I should make one more potato for him.

[ So he can CHOKE ON IT ]

[dapples]

Oh, yeah! You could turn it into a potato pal! He's talked about those before!

[ CLEARLY NOT UNDERSTANDING THE THREAT BEING MADE HERE, ]

[regressive]

I'm not doing that.

[ Potato pal his ass!!! ]

He has enough pals already.

[ Like Brambles... ]

[dapples]

...

[ Pause. Said playfully: ]

Are you jealous?

[regressive]

What?

[ !!! ]

Why would I be?

[dapples]

[ He shrugs! ] I don't know! Maybe I've got the wrong end of the stick. But you really don't seem to like Hien.

[regressive]

You defended him during the tournament, so...

[ Someone here certainly did his share of overthinking!!! ]

[dapples]

I just thought it was a bit mean seeing everyone gang up on him like that.

[regressive]

That's all?

[ Well, at least he's not denying that it was mean. But Hien was being mean first!!! ]

[dapples]

That's all.

[ you jealous goofball ]

[regressive]

So you don't like Hien at all?

[ It's not over yet. ]

[dapples]

I told you, I don't know him! I don't know how I can like or dislike someone I don't know.

[regressive]

Just making sure. And you've got a bit nervous there...

[ With his eyebrows raised, Joonghyuk is about to say something about not letting Hien steal Brambles from him (unhinged behavior), but the loud ping coming from the oven reaches his ears before he gets the chance to speak up again. ]

Don't take such risks for him. Or anyone else.

[ That's what he says in the end. ]

[dapples]

All right ... if you insist. [ Saved by the potato! ]

Ah, they're ready! Let's see how these look ...

[ He crouches and removes the potatoes from the oven. After peeling the foil back, he can see they're cooked to perfection! ]

Oh! Amazing! [ Brambles takes a knife and cuts a cross shape in the potato's body. ] Now we just need to pour the beans into this orifice right here!

[regressive]

[ If he could only pour hot beans into Hien's orifices (kinky)... alas. His consolation prize is stuffing a jacket potato with beans. ]

I'm not sure if I'm happy with the result, but you'll be the judge of that.

[ He needs to master cooking jacket potatoes with beans eventually. ]

[dapples]

Then season it! Your potato, your rules!

[ Words to live by!! ]