Who ⚡ Cyno and co.
What ⚡ Event stuff, dungeon stuff
When ⚡ August
Where ⚡ Mac Anu & Lumina Cloth
Content Warnings ⚡ Will warn if needed
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[ cyno is anything but well-prepared at any given time. it was his intention to gather useful or useful-adjacent items while in the fields, despite how much pain he might've been at the time. ]
Yours looks... really happy.
[ napping is happiness. ]
How much food did you give it?
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[ His expression softens as he gazes at the sleeping grunty. ]
Just one food item so far. Then he fell asleep like this. I'm not sure if that always happens, though.
[ For a moment here, Joonghyuk's eyes shift from the grunty sleeping on the ground to the one standing close to Cyno. ]
Are you going to pick this one?
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sounds like a good life to him. ]
Maybe. It's the only one that's been curious about this food...
[ the aforenamed 'root vegetable', which won't shut up. getting down to one knee, cyno holds it out towards the grunty which curiously noses it. ]
... never thought I could have a pet.
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[ He winces at the vegetable. ]
I've never heard about pets that are quieter than their food. That's a weird twist.
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[ truth be told, the number of players he's encountered would say otherwise--- only one has been a real issue, but even cyno thinks troublemakers can be eventually turned in the right direction. even if their intentions are the same, the methods can't be anything but legitimate. ]
Honestly, it makes me glad our food doesn't talk to us. [ a beat, then: ] It'd be like having commercials non-stop going on in the fridge and freezer...
[ the grunty is undeterred by talking food and immediately begins to chomp. big bites. nothing remains after a moment or two. it's kinda... gross... ]
Did you name yours yet?
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[ This socially stunted man raises an eyebrow wondering if the conclusion he drew about what Cyno said about commercials was a joke or not. ]
Gru. [ You know, Gru the Grunty. Very original. ] I really like that name. If you need help with naming yours, I can give you a hand.
[ Don't do this to yourself, Cyno. ]
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[ me reading 'gru' and thinking something cursed ]
... sure. I'd love to hear your suggestion.
[ he's doing this to himself. he's making the executive decision to put fate in another person's hands. ]
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Runty.
[ He replies right away without hesitation. ]
Or Runty G if you like a more complicated name.
[ How's that complicated?? It is a mystery. ]
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that's like. whoa. mind blown. ]
I accept.
[ yes. it's now his grunty's fate to be called 'runty G'. is it aware? probably not, it's too busy being sideways on the ground. ]
I think it's happy...
[ it's blowing bubbles with its nose ]
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Oh. [ That was fairly fast. Maybe he's not as bad at thinking up names as people suggested? ] All right.
[ Ignorance is bliss and that grunty is a proof of that. ]
It does look happy, yeah. I wonder if they're going to add other mounts or pets...
[ His own grunty sends Joonghyuk a glare beceause HOW DARE. ]
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yeah maybe he's just a super good namer, hello? maybe that's his super secret skill? it's kind of-almost marketable??? ]
... I think it understood what you just said.
[ wow. look at that death stare? where did joonghyuk's grunty learn that from? ]
Maybe you should apologize...