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Who ⚡ Cyno and co.
What ⚡ Event stuff, dungeon stuff
When ⚡ August
Where ⚡ Mac Anu & Lumina Cloth
Content Warnings ⚡ Will warn if needed

[ for reference, plotting post is here

see prompts below in comments!!!

can also PM me for stuff or leave something separately... myaa ]

Comments

[regressive]

Anyone who's responsible can. [ A pause. ] Which probably mean that half of this beta's playerbase shouldn't. But you seem serious about this.

[ He winces at the vegetable. ]

I've never heard about pets that are quieter than their food. That's a weird twist.

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You really think?

[ truth be told, the number of players he's encountered would say otherwise--- only one has been a real issue, but even cyno thinks troublemakers can be eventually turned in the right direction. even if their intentions are the same, the methods can't be anything but legitimate. ]

Honestly, it makes me glad our food doesn't talk to us. [ a beat, then: ] It'd be like having commercials non-stop going on in the fridge and freezer...

[ the grunty is undeterred by talking food and immediately begins to chomp. big bites. nothing remains after a moment or two. it's kinda... gross... ]

Did you name yours yet?

[regressive]

Was that a joke...?

[ This socially stunted man raises an eyebrow wondering if the conclusion he drew about what Cyno said about commercials was a joke or not. ]

Gru. [ You know, Gru the Grunty. Very original. ] I really like that name. If you need help with naming yours, I can give you a hand.

[ Don't do this to yourself, Cyno. ]

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Honestly? No.

[ me reading 'gru' and thinking something cursed ]

... sure. I'd love to hear your suggestion.

[ he's doing this to himself. he's making the executive decision to put fate in another person's hands. ]

[regressive]

[ Yeah... that's exactly what you're supposed to think 👍 ]

Runty.

[ He replies right away without hesitation. ]

Or Runty G if you like a more complicated name.

[ How's that complicated?? It is a mystery. ]

[notfunny]

[ but is it a mystery? it IS more complicated, by virtue of adding the space and the G? by moving the first letter to the end and giving it a more like, 'cool' name?

that's like. whoa. mind blown. ]

I accept.

[ yes. it's now his grunty's fate to be called 'runty G'. is it aware? probably not, it's too busy being sideways on the ground. ]

I think it's happy...

[ it's blowing bubbles with its nose ]

[regressive]

[ Cyno where are your standards 😭 ]

Oh. [ That was fairly fast. Maybe he's not as bad at thinking up names as people suggested? ] All right.

[ Ignorance is bliss and that grunty is a proof of that. ]

It does look happy, yeah. I wonder if they're going to add other mounts or pets...

[ His own grunty sends Joonghyuk a glare beceause HOW DARE. ]

[notfunny]

[ he has none. ✨

yeah maybe he's just a super good namer, hello? maybe that's his super secret skill? it's kind of-almost marketable??? ]

... I think it understood what you just said.

[ wow. look at that death stare? where did joonghyuk's grunty learn that from? ]

Maybe you should apologize...