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aw fuck not this asshole again ([personal profile] trollophoroi) wrote in [community profile] altimit2023-09-01 03:56 pm

catch all >> september

WHO >> Fandaniel & All These Random September Threads
WHAT >> Various closed threads.
WHEN >> September
WHERE >> Around the game.
Content Warnings >> nsfw stuff, suicidal ideation, and then some... looks at smudged writing on hand... wholesome cooking threads? what?
fluorite: dnt (23)

[personal profile] fluorite 2023-09-17 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Fai smiles, though he's sure that he and Fandaniel agree on this one for very, very different reasons here. ]

He's certainly as stubborn and as strong as one. Plus, those ears and horns would look really cute on him.
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[personal profile] selfconcept 2023-09-17 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hien nods and looks at the eels again. Before that, he gets a bucket of hot water, dunks the eels into that, then after a while, he removes them from the hot water to dunk them into a bucket full of ice water. It's great being an admin where he can just code things into existence, but he actually likes cooking, so he won't just code up prepared eel food. With the fillet knife, he scrapes away the slimy outer layer. He neatly cuts it from the head along its back, cleanly removes the innards, and fillets it with the back of the knife after separating the flesh from the bone.

...
]

Are you going to fry the liver too?

[ Could be tasty. ]
secondthoughts: (☀ 歓喜の声か)

[personal profile] secondthoughts 2023-09-17 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Fandaniel fucking up into him at the same time sends intense, intense sparks of ecstasy shooting up and down Hector's spine, his limbs. He lifts his head, grits his teeth, and clenches his eyes shut. Fuck. This was total happenstance, but it's fucking great when the other guy's on the same page as him.

He attempts a smile at the compliment, but he's too deep in the throes of his bliss to manage. He grows lightheaded; each thrust against him just pushes him closer and closer to the edge, pushes louder and louder moans from the depths of his throat.

It doesn't take much, after that. Hector presses his chest into Fandaniel as he loses control, and a shudder runs through his body as his cum spills all over their stomachs, their chests. He breathes hot into his neck, sinking into him as his movements slow. Not that he'll ask Fandaniel to stop, though; with the way he breathes, he moans, it's almost as though he wants to drag his orgasm out as long as possible. ]
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[personal profile] userunfriendly 2023-09-17 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The downside of asking a question like that is that sometimes, annoyingly, you get an answer. Michel lunges sideways to dodge that blast of fire with admirable grace (15), but his pivot to counter-thrust with an Ani Revolver (4) is scarcely better than stumbling forward with the pointy end of the sword in the approximately right direction.

Apparently Fandaniel's circling strategy is actually quite dizzying. ]


Clearly. The area is barely a few minutes away. You could have asked.

[ That Fandaniel had asked about the bug is something he will file away for future consideration. When he isn't fighting for his (non-essential) avatar life and his (much more essential) dignity. ]
fluorite: dnt (10)

[personal profile] fluorite 2023-09-18 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Damn (Fan)daniel... The answer is out of Fai's mouth before he can keep it shut. ]

He's pretty big. Definitely one of the bigger ones I've had in me.

[ Ugh.

Well, time to focus on this sweet potato pie. ]
fluorite: dnt (23)

[personal profile] fluorite 2023-09-18 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ That just makes him laugh. ]

You'll find someone that likes topping eventually, I'm sure.

[ Though Fai understands the curse of being a switch all too well. It's a real (lack of) pain in the ass. ]

Why don't you immediately start asking how big they are? I bet you can narrow it down.

[ With a wink, Fai returns to his meal prep. It's terrible advice, but hey, it might work on someone. ]
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[personal profile] selfconcept 2023-09-18 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Sure.

[ Hien doubts that he'll get drunk from sake anyway, and this will be a nice treat. ]

I'll save them then.

[ He puts them aside and starts working on the second eel, using the same method as last time. Knife work... ]
Edited 2023-09-18 01:48 (UTC)
threatmewted: ([Um] If this episode drives)

[personal profile] threatmewted 2023-09-18 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
That's what you find annoying?

[Buddy.]
secondthoughts: (i'm 5'9 :))

[personal profile] secondthoughts 2023-09-18 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ that you cum in real life when you cum in the game is going to be a fun little surprise,

After so long without sex, it may as well be as good as the real thing. That ecstatic buzz leaves his mind suspended in bliss; Hector pushes his hips down to make it easier for Fandaniel to keep slamming his cock into him, hard, even as his own orgasm comes and goes. His teeth sink into the younger man's collarbone, as it's getting very close to being just a little too much. Words stir, unformed, in the depths of his throat, and his hands move to stop him—

But when all goes still, air filled with only panting breaths, he doesn't need to.

Hector leaves the afterglow (?) hang over them for a moment before he pushes himself upright. His face is still flush, and his eyes still hazy from the sex as they wander Fandaniel's torso, to his face.

He gives a weak, breathy laugh, and pushes his hair back and out of his face. ]


Fuck. You're a mess.
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[personal profile] selfconcept 2023-09-19 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hien would have been fine with the quiet atmosphere, but then Fandaniel speaks up and he raises his head. ]

What did he say? He wouldn't tell me anything...
secondthoughts: (cmon dude)

[personal profile] secondthoughts 2023-09-19 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ Just pretend Fandaniel gets a very bewildered What the fuck?! message after this, for his own laughing pleasure.

Hector laughs at that. He can't imagine what he looks like right now. Been a while since he hasn't had to worry about being discreet.

He lifts himself up and off Fandaniel with a little sigh, what spend the other man gave him dripping out over back to him once more, then reaches to grab the towel he wore into the baths. He gives himself a quick wipe-off before tossing it Fandaniel's way. ]


And good thing it's just digital, right?

[ They don't have to actually worry about dirtying the baths. And so he doesn't! He slides back into the water, cleansing himself of the cum and sweat. Ahhh. ]
Edited (important detail) 2023-09-19 13:33 (UTC)
fluorite: dnt (31)

[personal profile] fluorite 2023-09-21 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Sure. Let me go through your ingredients and I'll see what I can scrape together.

[ There's a lot here, so Fai isn't worried about figuring something out. It should be easy enough.

But as they settle into yet another silence, he decides to bring up that old topic from before. ]


Surely there's someone aggressive enough for you here. We have quite a few people with big personalities.

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