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[notfunny]

Who ⚡ Cyno and co.
What ⚡ Event stuff, dungeon stuff
When ⚡ August
Where ⚡ Mac Anu & Lumina Cloth
Content Warnings ⚡ Will warn if needed

[ for reference, plotting post is here

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[insinning]

[It wags his tail, looking hopeful. Sinclair looks at it grimly]

It wants a kick.

[notfunny]

You're kidding.

[ who would do that. who would kick a wolf. he doesn't want to kick it? hello? ]

I'm not... you do it.

[ internally shaking and crying ]

[insinning]

I-I don't want to kick a wolf-!

[Shaking too. Last time, it had been an accident!!]

[notfunny]

[ nooooo #weeniesquad ]

Okay. Just, like. Don't tell anyone? I love animals...!

[ he squeezes his eyes shut as he pulls his foot back and then just boots it. ]

... oh.

[ why did it explode into HEALING ITEMS????????¿¿ ]

[insinning]

[your secret is safe, Cyno]

Ah.

[Just. Catching those potions. Five each. He looks at Cyno grimly. And proceeds to dump one of them on his head. Heal up, buddy.]

[notfunny]

[ ugh now he looks like a wet dog... but he can't shake the potion out until it works? also, he doesn't want to splash sinclair?? ]

H-hey...

[ thankfully it all dries up pretty quickly as his HP bar fills. ]

... I still feel bad, you know.

[insinning]

I-It's fine. I'm sure it was happy you kicked it.

[THE GUILT IS SO REAL]

[notfunny]

[ he's not sure if there's ever been a dog or wolf that's been happy about that kind of attention... ]

Well. It's over. I guess we're... we did it.

[ yes. they did it. even if it ends on a relatively sour note. ]

[insinning]

Mm. We'll get to the end of the dungeon soon.

[There, there Cyno. They'll forget all about it]

[notfunny]

[ yeah. almost out. but he'll never forget!

at least he's healed. ]

Wonder if there's more wolves... I'm not going to kick the next one.

[insinning]

Maybe we can just...ignore it.

[NO MORE KICKING ANIMALS. Anyway onwards they go, to the end of the dungeon--what monsters will they find here??]

[notfunny]

[ the last room of the dungeon is unfortunately one that contains some of these guys.

and when cyno sees them, he groans. ]

What's up with this dungeon?

[ they're mostly chilling right now, not aggroed just quite yet. ]

[insinning]

Ugh. [He hates sky fish so much??] Let's do our best.

[Once they step inside though...]

[notfunny]

[ all the fish turn their heads around at the same time like O_O

and cyno also goes O_O

just a classic stare down before he takes initiative. the first and closest fish is totally going to get walloped. except it isn't because a 9 says 'no'.

so instead cyno finds himself getting repelled as the fish lunges back and gives him a love tap back (14). ]

[insinning]

[Well. That's no good. Sinclair is right by Cyno's side, stabbing away with a triple wield. Unfortunately, the fish are faster than Sinclair, so only one stab (14) gets in, because the other two whiffed (7, 8).

At least his attack is high enough that the sky fish dies an inglorious death]

[notfunny]

[ would he trade a little bit of mobility to gain some strength? get a little more force behind his swings?? probably. he doesn't mind being able to knock things back; it's kind of fun to watch things get displaced by those long arcs...

anyway. it's not like cyno's been incapacitated or anything so he's back and ready.

two solid swings this time (14, 17)! one of the fish is sliced clean into pieces, the other one getting sent to the ground. ]

Finally...

[insinning]

There's just a few more.

[They just need to keep stabbing away. Brandish again, to draw the monsters in and--]

[notfunny]

[ yes. just keep luring them in, let sinclair get some of the deadlier hits in while cyno doesn't accidentally send them in the wrong direction.

shouldn't take too long. right?



even if there are more than they started with, they're just fish after all! ]

It's weird, I don't feel tired at all.

[insinning]

Can you imagine if we had a stamina mechanic?

[No thank you! Sinclair swings his spear, focusing on cleaning up]

[notfunny]

[ see ya later, fishes... to the bottom of the e-sea. or something. ]

Then I think I'd be doing way less online and more offline.

[ no one likes artificial gating!!!

but yeah. the room is cleared out again. sadly, there doesn't seem to be any treasure--- but isn't the real treasure the bonding they've had on the way to the end??? ]

[insinning]

No kidding.

[If he had to work out, he'd do it with his co-workers, honestly.

And that's okay because this means +1 friend for Cyno and Sinclair. Isn't that grand]

Hmm. It looks like there's nothing here, so lets go back to Mac Anu.

[notfunny]

[ very grand. ]

Alright. Let's go back.

Thanks for coming with me. You're a pretty good egg, you know?

[insinning]

[Looks at Sinclair's unhatched chicken imagery smh.]

Ah--thanks. It was fun. You're really reliable yourself.

[notfunny]

[ 🐣 ]

I try to be. Lot of unreliable people out there, you know?

Take care of yourself. Also, you can message me any time you want--- if you need anything or whatever.