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CyberConnect Corporation ([personal profile] cccorp) wrote in [community profile] altimit2023-08-11 09:48 am
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⬣//JUST AS A SEED TAKES ROOT.

//THIS WORLD IS MORE THAN 0S AND 1S.

A team of four courageous adventurers managed to unearth a secret Area unique from the others: the Hulle Granz Cathedral. Unlike other Areas, this one is lacking all the usual monsters, dungeons, and treasure. What might the purpose of this Area be, then...?

Well, if you’re feeling penitent or perhaps wish to hold a sermon of your own, head to Hidden Forbidden Holy Ground and knock yourself out. What? Too soon?

Anyway, be not afraid! The cathedral is perfectly safe. Following Ganymede’s little incident in the cathedral, a timely email has been sent out to beta testers regarding health and safety that reads as follows:

To our beta team,

Please exercise caution when playing video games for extended periods of time. Take breaks every thirty minutes and do not sit in the same position for more than two hours at a time. Remember to stay hydrated and play in a well-lit environment.

Failing to take care of your health while gaming can result in a litany of health complications, including but not limited to eye strain, muscle fatigue, headaches, dizziness, and involuntary loss of consciousness and motor functions.

We take the health and safety of our beta testers very seriously. If you have any concerns, please contact us at cccorp.ccmail.com.

Thank you for your continued efforts,
CyberConnect Corporation of Japan.
//ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL.

Guilds have been patched into the current version of Fragment and are now available for players to create their own and join others. While some guilds have opted to go the private route, others are in need of players to fill their ranks!

The admins have kindly supplied those recruiting for their shiny new guilds with a number of goodies to aid in their player gathering efforts:
⬣ A bundle of personalized flyers proudly displaying their guild logo and a description of the guild’s @ home and available amenities.

Party poppers and streamers. Nothing screams “join my guild!” like a face full of glitter, confetti, and colorful strips of ribbon.

⬣ A megaphone that lets your voice echo far and wide, even across Root Towns and Areas, but with great potential for abuse comes restrictions! The megaphone can only be used five times before it breaks. Use it wisely!

A unique recipe for a cocktail, latte, tea, or other type of beverage that can be blended up and served in little sample cups to court potential members. These drinks are unique to their guilds and, when consumed, have a special effect that reflects the leader of that guild. Is your guild leader a pretty cheerful guy? Drinking their special brew will make you feel happy too!

Whatever effect your guild’s drink has is up to the leader’s discretion, but if you so desire, drop a comment under the questions top level and we’ll brew one up for you.

Additionally, you may host a guild open house and invite potential guildies into your @ home to let them take a look around! Guild @ homes are typically locked to guild members & their guests only, so use this as your opportunity to put your best foot forward and impress the world with everything your guild has to offer.
//FATHER, I HUNGER…

Also arriving with the newest update are mountable Grunties! Aren’t they cute? ...Well, they’re someone’s definition of cute.

While the ability to ride around town and in Areas at 2x speed is certainly alluring, you can’t just walk up to the Grunty Ranch located in each Root Town and take one out for a stroll. If you want a mount of your very own, you’ve got to commit! Becoming a proud Grunty owner means you must first become a proud Grunty parent, and to do that, you’ll need to raise your Grunty from infancy into adulthood.

Just what kind of adult might your Grunty become? That depends on how you raise them and what you feed them. Those strange "foods" popping up all over Areas might not taste good to you, but they sure do to Grunties!

For more information on how to acquire a baby Grunty of your very own and raise it into a proper — or not so proper — member of Grunty society, head on over to the Grunty Ranch.

//PROPER CARNIVAL WEATHER.

Mac Anu, the City of Twilight known for its gentle ocean breezes, has been uncharacteristically warm lately. Very, very warm. Its usual orange skies have been swapped out for vivid blues, the sun dwelling high in the sky and threatening to burn everything in its wake.

It won’t take much wandering to feel the effects of heat exhaustion sink in, and even after you log out for the day, those symptoms seem to linger. Do Hien and Zelkova know what the hell is going on? Of course not. Unusual occurrences are slowly becoming the norm in Fragment, it seems, but the point of a beta test is to work out any kinks. Report it and move on.

Lumina Cloth is similarly affected by unusual weather phenomena, but it’s much more pleasant and hospitable than poor Mac Anu. The sun hangs just above the horizon, bathing the strip in early evening light. It’s much cooler here too, and what’s more, it appears that a carnival has rolled into town. What fun!

All the usual carnival fare is here: greasy fried foods, drinks served in foot long glasses, and a litany of carnival games that are totally not rigged. Entry is free and so are the prizes, but some of them take a bit of legwork to win.

⬣ Successfully PK another player to win the carnival exclusive Thursday The 12th™ skin. PK’d players will receive an appropriately spooky ghost skin of their own!

⬣ Step on up to the dunk tank and get dunked on to win a sexy swimsuit skin! Both the dunkers and the dunkees will win this skin, but only those who successfully dunk the player in the tank will be rewarded with the chance to show off some skin. The appearance this skin takes is dependent on the player wearing it, so have fun and get creative with it!

⬣ Take a trip through the hall of mirrors with a friend and do some reflecting! Stare too long into the mirrors and you might recall a memory that doesn’t belong to you, but to the person venturing through the hall of mirrors with you. Did that really happen? Surely it’s all in your head. Memories available for memshare are limited to the ones listed on your application.

Additional rewards include giant plush monsters that can be used to decorate guild @ homes and private rooms (limit one per player!) and a pet goldfish that, unfortunately, will die a hero’s tragic death within a week. Womp womp.
//ZELKOVA’S META ROUNDUP.

We’ve had a busy week! It seems like there was a glitch that allowed players to equip other players as weapons, which resulted in a ten player chain, wielded by none other than our hardworking head administrator, Hien! I’ll have a talk with him about not doing this kind of thing in the future, I promise!

That wasn’t all, though. An unknown entity reached out to the players participating in the ten-player chain and issued them a special title: Good Friends Stick Together. Fragment’s not supposed to have titles. Well, at least not in the beta. But you can go ahead and add it to your name if you want to anyway, and it shouldn’t cause any problems! We still can’t pinpoint who sent those messages and how they overrode the permissions to create those titles in the first place, but... Hmm. I don’t want to start any rumors, so I’ll keep looking into it.

There are those armor sets too, which I didn’t know had been handed out to those of you that reached level 25. Oria brought it to our attention, thankfully! There’s not a whole lot we can do about it now, but we know that some of them are pretty invasive. But knowing is half the battle, right?

Our friend Ganymede suffered an accident recently that had him lying unconscious in the hospital for about a day. He seems to be feeling better now, thankfully. Ḩ̵̲̼͆̃͐̆ò̸̧̰͕̥̈́͒̕͜p̷̫͙̯͇̾̄͜ę̸̹̒f̷̠̭͉̱̅͘ǘ̴͎̙̥̭̈́̈́l̵͇̙͍̳̜̇̓̒l̷̬̲̀̆̈̅̂ͅỳ̵̧̻̖ ̷̠̫̭̰̦̋͗h̴̰͕̑͗e̸̦̼͇̾͘ ̴̡̢̝̺̳̊̎̎̔p̴̳̠̼̜͔̂̅̐à̵͕̹̟ͅỹ̴̡̛͝s̶͉̕ ̴̢͕̬̑̆̕͝b̸̹̲͗͒̊͑͠ē̶̛͖͠ṯ̸̻̺́͒͐t̶̻͕͎̑ĕ̶̖̀͗͛͋r̷͙̗̙̲͙̓̚͝ ̷̻̠͉̈́̚a̷̡̙̳̽́̀̋̔ẗ̴̢̨̛̬̺t̴͖̳͝ē̷͇̆͆̍̚ͅn̵̪̜͉͊̉̔̄͐t̵͕̼͈̓͋̈́̕î̷̬o̸͇̐͋͑͌n̶̟̫̟̽̑͒͐͘ ̷̜̈́̈̀̂̎t̶͙̂͛ô̸̠̜ ̶̫͎̎h̶͖̳͛i̸̗͖̖̅̂͆̄͛s̸͔̈́̇̍ ̸̩̗̻̕s̵̬̼̳̲̞͝ù̸̞̺̣͙̾͒͛ŗ̴̻̟̻̭̂̈́r̶̡͈̲̣̣͋̊͗̕o̶̥̝̮̓ų̴̻̯̬̊̑̑͌̉ͅn̶̢̙̦͔͖̈̒͝d̷̰̼̤̥̃̿͒̌̎i̸̯͑̾͊̑͝n̵̦͐g̸̪̾͝͝s̷̛̝͙̣̹̍͛͝ ̸͔̲̠̩͗̓̀͘a̷̛̼̓̈́͊ṅ̵̥͆̎ḑ̶̨̯̱͍̇ ̷̛̗̮̀̆ḧ̴̼̪́͗͝i̵͓̬̤͂͐͒s̶̮̎̿̃ ̴̛͔̋͗̽h̷̝͑ͅē̴̱ȃ̵̝͎ͅļ̷͍̀͐͊̊̽ẗ̸̼̺̟̥̼́̄͛h̶̥̹̬̮̽̅ ̷̟̖̮͛́̿t̸̢̤̤̂͒͋̍o̶̼̟̓ ̵̥̳͙̖̆̈́ả̶̛̳̱͙̖̩̿̽͘v̴͈͉͖͊͘ỏ̶̤͚̅͑͝i̴̱͈̩̳̳̿̇̕͠ḏ̵͙̮͗͆ ̶̯̭̝̹̯͊s̸͍̰͔̔̀͋͋̐u̷̟̠͑̔̏̚c̵̨͖͉͇̀͆͘ͅh̴̨̓͌̄̈ ̶̧̱̻̼̏̃̃i̷̱͉͈̿̎̋͒͜͝n̴̢͓͍̂͝͠c̷̢̢̛̹͚̑̓̅ͅi̶͕̟̻̘̫̾͌d̶͉͉̏̇e̵͉̱̩̯̤͐̎̉̾n̸̡̠̈͜ţ̴̇͑̈́͘s̵̩̼͔̙̙̉͘ ̵̮̯̞̮̾̈́͋̔̈h̵̡̗͉͉͈̉̐̅̚ȁ̵͖͚̖̾p̸̰̬͖̩̀̈́̆̓p̶̢̛̼̈́͆̒͘ͅe̷̟̘̩̲̻̾̊n̵̨̩̜̟͆͘i̵̙͉̺̮͠ͅṋ̷̆ġ̶͙͚ ̴̩̋à̷̄̑̂͝ͅǧ̵͖̜͍͕̒̑͒a̷̧̛̞͐̃̈́͘i̷̯͉̬̯̽̍n̷̘̝͓̽̅̕!̵̩͑

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stop bothering hien challenge continually failed

[personal profile] trollophoroi 2023-08-13 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Prepare for the Busty Lamia Assassin Plush™ to the back of the head. Gently, so gently, boop. ]
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(mean girls voice) why are you so obsessed with me

[personal profile] selfconcept 2023-08-13 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The booping is so gentle that Hien doesn't seem to notice and even leans his head back a little reflexively since it's so soft while he seems to be doing Work. Of course, no one else can see his own interface but him.

He even quietly yawns and closes his eyes at some point.
]
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[personal profile] trollophoroi 2023-08-13 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh dear, is he really going to fall asleep against the plushie's ample stuffed bosom? Fandaniel will let him rest his head against it for a little while before letting out a quiet sound of amusement. ]

So that's what you're into. 'tis no wonder I'm not your type.
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[personal profile] selfconcept 2023-08-13 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ugh.

Ugh!!!

He recognizes that voice and his relaxed face turns into a scowl real quick as he lethargically raises his head off the lamia plush's softness. His hood is pulled back, revealing his face. He looks as if he hasn't slept in days.
]

I don't have a type.

[ Hien stares at him warily. Don't add to the "allegations". ]
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[personal profile] trollophoroi 2023-08-13 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that so? Then I suppose you can get away with telling everyone they aren't your type.

[ Fandaniel draws the big ol' plush toy back and rests it against a shoulder. ]

You look like you should be among the dead, Hien. When did you last sleep?

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[personal profile] selfconcept 2023-08-13 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
50 hours ago.

[ Looks like the Head Admin actually has work and works on them? Shocking. ]
Edited 2023-08-13 18:28 (UTC)
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[personal profile] trollophoroi 2023-08-13 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm.

[ My man... He's going to go right ahead and move the plushie back off of his shoulder, proceeding to try and bop Hien with it again, only this time in the face. ]

Have you considered not dying of sleep deprivation?
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cw suicidal ideation mention

[personal profile] selfconcept 2023-08-13 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Bwuh. Hien just stays still when the plush bops his face for a moment and gently moves it out of the way. ]

Then that's it, I guess.

[ It doesn't seem like he cares about that very much. It's definitely not suicidal ideation though--he just straight up doesn't care what happens to him. Self-respect? lol ]
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[personal profile] trollophoroi 2023-08-13 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, far be it from Fandaniel to suggest he take better care of himself. If he dies, he dies. He'll pull the plush lamia assassin back again, returning it once more to leaning against one shoulder. ]

Leave me your items if you do go. It would be the least you could do for the guild. [ Anyway! ] I've replaced the book, by the way.
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[personal profile] selfconcept 2023-08-13 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Even if it's just one shoulder, it feels nice compared to this bench that he's been sitting on for how many hours? He lost track of time.

He almost rolls his eyes at the item inheritance topic and stretches his arms forward.
]

That's good. I hope you have been sleeping well because of that, since I won't.
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[personal profile] trollophoroi 2023-08-13 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, better than during the whole screaming tome incident, though how well Fandaniel slept before is questionable. ]

No leads on the strange items, I take it? I can't imagine why else you'd be tormenting yourself like this.
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[personal profile] selfconcept 2023-08-13 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hien just hums in response. Is that a yes? No? If it was yes, Fandaniel probably would have heard about it somehow by official announcements and the like, but nothing popped up. He can safely assume it's a "no".

He's also having a hard time staying awake and the Lamia plush really isn't helping. 50 hours is way too many hours without sleep for this guy, who has had an odd sleeping schedule once upon a time.
]

... It's not torment.

[ He mumbles. ]
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[personal profile] trollophoroi 2023-08-13 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ If not that, then what? He already said he wasn't the one debugging. Just how much work does a GM even have that lasts fifty whole hours? Worse yet, is he nodding off against the lamia? Huh. ]

You only believe that because you happen to be a masochist.

[ Well, there's nothing else here to do but plop the plushie down right next to Hien and join them on the bench on the other side. Just gonna shove the whole lamia right against him there. ]

Here, why not make yourself comfortable for a moment?
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[personal profile] selfconcept 2023-08-13 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Huh? Fandaniel is being nice?? To him?? Maybe to pull a prank on him later? He doesn't even know, and he really doesn't care right now. ]

Says you... 'm not a masochist.

[ But Hien ends up leaning against the life sized lamia plush anyway and... even curls a little on his side while sitting on the bench. It looks like he's very familiar with how to sleep comfortably on a bench--or at least, know the best position to not be so uncomfortable.

It's soft......................
]
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[personal profile] trollophoroi 2023-08-13 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I disagree greatly. Have a nice rest, Mr. Head Admin.

[ Yes, being nice... to definitely pull a prank on him later. Later is now, actually, but Fandaniel does give him a good fifteen minutes to truly nod off cuddled against the life-sized lamia assassin. After that?

Out comes a marker from his inventory. Why does he have that? Probably to vandalize other guild @ homes but that's not important.

What is... is that he pops the top off and proceeds to lean over and make the bold attempt to doodle on a sleeping Hien's face. A mustache, a goatee, some swirls on his cheeks, the works he can manage without moving his hair or jostling him too much.
]
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[personal profile] selfconcept 2023-08-13 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Unfortunately for him, Hien is a light sleeper for Reasons. When he feels Fandaniel draw a swirl on his cheek, he immediately whips his head to chomp on the marker (not the tip but a little above that part) and sends a tired glare at him.

Cease, heathen.
]
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[personal profile] trollophoroi 2023-08-13 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah.

[ Fandaniel has to suppress the urge to jump back at the abrupt reaction. A light sleeper, is he? Well, since he isn't jumping back, he remains poised where he is, leaning over Hien with a marker in hand. ]

You appear to have caught my marker in your teeth. I applaud you on such quick reflexes!
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[personal profile] selfconcept 2023-08-13 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
It'll be your face soon if you don't pull this out and put it away.

[ Yes, it looks like he can still speak somewhat clearly while having a marker between his teeth.

Wording choices? Yeah.
]
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[personal profile] trollophoroi 2023-08-13 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell me you'll go to bed like a good boy and I shall.

[ Fandaniel will let the wording choices slide for now. The marker remains firmly in Hien's mouth. ]
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[personal profile] selfconcept 2023-08-14 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ The marker may be firmly placed in Hien's mouth, but Hien starts chomping down on it for real. These items aren't supposed to be breakable normally, but that sure is a dent happening with the crunch of his teeth with a growl from the back of his throat.

He's like a feral dog.
]
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[personal profile] trollophoroi 2023-08-14 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ Fandaniel lets him chomp on it for a moment and then, finally, withdraws the marker. ]

You have no idea how tempting it was to merely shove the whole thing down your throat...

[ Wording. But at least the marker is gone, disappeared back into Fandaniel's inventory with a sigh. ]

Are you even getting anything done with how tired you are?
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[personal profile] selfconcept 2023-08-14 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
I got a lot done.

[ Players most likely won't see it as a lot, but it's a lot to him. That's all that matters to him. ]

If I wasn't getting anything done, I would have just slept. I've been through worse, so it's whatever.

[ He quietly breathes out a deep sigh as he pulls himself away from the Lamia plush and rubbing at his cheek to get the little spiral off. ]

You're all like kids that I need to babysit.
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[personal profile] trollophoroi 2023-08-14 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
That essentially is the job of a GM, you realize that, yes?

[ Babysitters for perpetually online weirdos playing a VR game. In any case, he'll retrieve his plush from the bench. It's not like he can make Hien go to sleep and since he's already gotten some doodling done on the man's face... ]
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[personal profile] selfconcept 2023-08-14 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
It's not like I wanted this job in the first place...

[ But for some reason he's saddled with it now and he's here to make that everyone else's problem... supposedly. Why not just quit? Doesn't seem to be an option. ]

... Are you really gonna use that plush to decorate the lobby? That's so tacky.
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[personal profile] trollophoroi 2023-08-14 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Gasp, how dare you call my dear wife tacky? [ Fandaniel draws the big busty lamia assassin to his side, feigning dismay at such an insult. Dismay! ] She will have the seat of honor in our meeting room and I will hear nothing against it! Front of the table where she belongs!

[ Everyone in Telophoroi is going to be cursed with big booby snake woman, it's inevitable. Always there, sitting, bosom facing the entrance to their @ home. Anyway, he settles off of the tomfoolery to quirk an eyebrow at Hien. ]

Why take a job you didn't want, then?

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