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[closed] meanwhile, at telophoroi tower...

WHO >> The Telophoroi guild and their +1s.
WHAT >> A dinner party that will surely be calm and enjoyable for all involved.
WHEN >> 9/15, evening.
WHERE >> Telophoroi @ home.
Content Warnings >> May make you hungry, more added if needed.

ARRIVAL

[ Welcome! Welcome to the Telophoroi Tower, as the guild leader likes to call it, even though only the interior itself will give that impression. It is, after all, instanced like every other guild @ home. The interior is... curious... at best. It's ominous, not even a little bit friendly-looking, all sharp corners and metal floors and walls. Metallic alien-like tubes curl around the walls and the pillars, crisscrossing the high ceilings, and creeping along the edges of walls; it could easily be a dungeon interior, provided it had actual monsters inside.

Greeting the guild members and guests alike is the Guild Grunty with a bowlcut and, just for tonight, a purple butler's outfit instead of its usual cultist robes. It still wiggles its hooves at people as they enter, though, as proclaims, ]

OoOoOo! Welcome... to your doom! [ Wait, that isn't right. It visibly sweats for a second during a pause, then remembers to add, ] And your dinner! Yes, and your dinner, hehehe~

[ It will also offer to take coats if needed, then lead them to the meeting room (now masquerading as a dining room); it's only slightly less intimidating than the rest of the tower and that's only because the lighting is nice, candles have been added, there's some very low classical music playing somewhere in the background, but it is still definitely part of the tower with the table being wicked metal with thinner imprints of those alien-like pipes running wild in the design, and the chairs are massive metal thrones, difficult to move, although green and purple cushions have been added to offer some comfort.

They will also find that there are, in fact, assigned seats.

There are some little Coronation Chicken Pies and Blue Cheese and Pear Appetizers for snacking while they wait as well as Cultist Grunty offering to pour them either champagne or, if they aren't interested in alcohol, some sparkling lemonade.

If asked about where the guild's leader, Fandaniel, is, Cultist Grunty will assure them that he's only putting the finishing touches on tonight's meal and will be with them shortly. ]

IT'S TIME TO EAT

[ And after about a half hour of arrival, the lights of the room... flicker, flicker, and then shut off, plunging the party into pitch darkness. Even the candles go out, though only long enough for people to exclaim or react.

When they come back on, Fandaniel, dressed up in his own butler skin (although it doubles quite well as merely looking fancily dressed), has made his appearance at the head of the table, where his seat had been left empty right up until now. He's standing, arms spread out wide, a grin on his face, and the starter course set out on little plates before them. ]

Hello! Hello, my dear friends. I am so glad that you could all join me for our little dinner party. I do hope you have been enjoying yourselves thus far. Now! [ And lowers his arms so that he can clap them together upon saying that word. ] Let me introduce you to our meal for the evening.

[ And he'll go over what they'll be having tonight! The menu is as follows:

Starter Course: Hot Tofu, a simple dish of tofu and dashi kombu with a little bowl of sauce to pour over it.

1st Course: Chawanmushi with Matsutake Mushroom, a savory egg custard flavored with dashi stock, soy sauce, and mirin, steamed in a cup.

2nd Course: Unadon, grilled eel brushed with sweet and savory unagi sauce and served atop a bed of rice.

3rd Course: Shoyu Ramen, made with a flavorful pork-bone broth with wavy noodles and topped with bamboo shoots, meltingly tender pork belly, and thin-sliced green onion.

4th Course: Tempura Vegetables, sweet potatoes, mushrooms, Kabocha squash, lotus roots, and eggplant deep-fried in a crispy, crunchy tempura batter served alongside a dipping sauce.
And every time a course is finished, the lights will, once again, go off and, when they come back on, the course will be swapped out. It's quite a bit of showmanship, but only possible thanks to Cultist Grunty changing up the room's configuration on the fly as well as the timing it had worked out with Fandaniel. Still! It offers a very mysterious bit of ambiance to the meal. ]

Bit of a Beastly Dessert, Isn't It?

[ Then comes the last course, the dessert course. Once again, the lights go off, they come back on, all the dishes are cleared and new plates and utensils sit before them all. There's more on the platters set across the table but each dish has a serving of sweet potato pie, done in the Japanese style, which is a far cry from what more Western types may expect from a pie like that. It's a flaky pastry, nice and sweet, but not overly so.

Cultist Grunty goes about a glass of a dark dessert wine for all. This time, there is no alternative, but seeing as dessert wines are meant to be savored in a small amount, those who want less will certainly get less. The reason why they're insisting everyone has wine will be apparent soon enough when Fandaniel raises his glass to offer a toast to them. ]

And this is where we end the night, I fear! Our last course, our dessert. Fai was kind enough to lend a hand in the kitchen with it. I would also like to thank him and Hien both for making the little treats we had before the dinner began. They were quite good, were they not? Ah, and, of course! [ He'll nod towards Cultist Grunty in his cute little tuxedo. ] Our dear Cultist Grunty has been an infinite source of aid during the past two days in getting this all set up. He handled all those little light tricks and all the dish swaps.

[ And then to the rest of the party. ]

And to the rest of you, for better or worse... [ At this point, probably worse, let's be real here. ] We've been having an interesting time in this game but I am glad you all took the time to humor me and my desire to hold a little dinner party like this. So, to all of you!

[ And that's the cue to drink and... now for the real reason he wanted everyone to drink the wine. See, Fandaniel has laced it with one of the game's potions, only! Only, well, originally the Potion of Fang and Claw, which should have given them nothing more than some cute animal ears and tails, ends up doing something wildly different.

Everyone who drinks the wine will find themselves turned completely into an animal.

Glasses will tumble to the floor, breaking and spilling wine everywhere. Armor and clothing will pop off as items, unequipped, as they no longer fit their bodies. Surprise! Enjoy spending the next 24 hours as a talking animal! ]

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[ Hien has been staring at Matoba's face, wondering what he did to deserve this (probably many), so he notices the quick change on his face, but not exactly sure what the change is or what it means. ]

With you in the room...?

[ When Matoba's grip tightens, Hien doesn't try to get him to loosen his hold more, but he still keeps his hand over his. ]

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Well, you're not so brain-addled, are you.

[Of course, that doesn't mean he remembers all the details. It doesn't mean Matoba remembers all the details... That's the "fun" little thing about this armor, isn't it?]

[Feeling cautious, Matoba decides it wouldn't be a good thing to just tell him anything outright and instead decides to take a 'wait and see' approach.]

I asked you a question. Where have you been? You never replied to my message after kicking me.

I logged off for the day after kicking you. You didn't send a message...

[ Hien is in the middle of checking his inbox, yes, right there, in front of Matoba's salad even if the UI is invisible to everyone else, and. Oh. There is a message! Wow. He sighs so, so deeply. ]

... never mind, I see it now.

[Unimpressed. That's what Matoba is right now. He hopes Hien can feel all the withered scathing of that raised eyebrow.]

And?

[After a whole week of being left not-even-on-read, he's expecting an explanation for being booted!]

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What else do you want? You rejected me.

[ He's just standing there with his collar grabbed onto. He's had his collar grabbed so many times for violent reasons. Once more won't affect him. ]

So why should it matter?

[Matoba stands for a long moment. His mouth opens. Then it closes again.]

[Then it does that, again.]

[He should have known. After everything that happened that day, after everything that happened at Indieglut Lugh. He really should have known.]

[Hien is terminally stupid.]

[Maybe he just needed to be told?]

Hien-san, I told you I like you, [In the most 'wtf' tone humanly possible,] Are you stupid?

[ ... ... ...

Hien stares at Matoba with the same dead look as he always gives him, but. What did he just hear? His head feels a little foggy. Guess what he's forgetting right this moment? Yup, the fact that Matoba told him that he likes him like. Five seconds ago. ]

... What?

What??????

[Matoba's tone is increasingly annoyed. Why are they even here??? Shouldn't he be doing something more worthwhile right now, like dungeons or crafting or--]

[A hand raises to Matoba's face and pinches the bridge of his nose.]

Do you not understand what that means? You truly are a lost cause.

Very well. [With the grip still on his collar, he yanks Hien down into a kiss.]

[ And now he's yanked down. Hien is so incredibly confused. What is happening right now? He doesn't know and now he's being kissed? Hold up. Hold on--Hien breaks the kiss and tries to back up. He doesn't get very far with Matoba still holding onto his collar. ]

What are you trying to say? Does kissing even mean anything to you--you were interrogating me right after you tied me up. I don't know what this means from you--

[Hien pulls away and Matoba looks even more baffled. How much clearer can he be? Annoyance threatens to spull over into violence, but he carefully tamps it down, although there's the flare of it quietly burning in his eye.]

First you want to complain that you are rejected, and now you want to play stupid even about this...

[A ragged laugh escapes him, and he finally releases Hien's collar.] Do you even know what you want, Hien-kun?

[He looks at him, unsmiling bitterness in his eye for a long moment before the smile returns to his face again. Easily restored, his fake, calm little grin. He brushes past Hien, and lays a hand on the door handle.]

[Frustrating, indecisive men. Why did he always end up gravitating to them?]

Feel free to let me know when you find the answer.

[ Ohhh no you don't. Hien grabs Matoba by the arm and pulls him in away from the door. No leaving allowed right now. ]

I'm not playing stupid. I mentioned it to you before, didn't I? I want to understand you, but I can't. You say one thing and do another that contradicts what you just said. What am I supposed to think? You asked me what I wanted and I answered. Then you said that I must be joking or something. How was I supposed to take that? Tell me, Makoto.

[Matoba shoots a glare as he's grabbed backwards, but perhaps the truth is clearer by how he doesn't fight it.]

[Instead he gazes up at him as his frustrations bubble out, and it's not like he can't remember- no, unfortunately, he remembers quite well the look of disappointment that had crossed his face then.]

You're very earnest, Hien-kun. [His eye flutters shut for a moment, corner of his mouth curling. Then, simply,] I was being sarcastic about my own prospects. When I said that I liked you, I meant that.

Are you going to doubt me again? Is that more convenient than believing me? I can't really fault you for that, either.

[No one would ever think of Matoba as a trustworthy person.]

... I was repeatedly told that I never deserved anything good for me--that I was lucky, just to have the basic human needs and that someone would provide it for me out of obligation. And I lived with that for years, so I hope you'll give me another chance. I still have a difficult time accepting it--that I'm allowed to want things and that I can have what I want.

[ His grip loosens, but he's still holding onto Matoba's arm. ]

I'm sorry, for not believing you.

[A long, awkward pause. They have lived very different lives, even as men who understood the same world; one in which the downtrodden lived and power was king. He can't fault Hien's worldview for that. And so he sighs, reluctantly understanding how the man could have become like this.]

[It was unfortunate that he could not put his trust fully into Hien, who was far too earnest for his own good, but so long as he had admitted to him his true aim in this project, that thing he's here to "protect"....]

[He reaches slowly, still held in Hien's grip, to touch his face, a brush of fingers that moves some of the bangs out of his eyes, like he'd done before, and then his cheek.]

Learn to take a joke. [His tone is teasing, his eyebrow raises slightly.] You're surprisingly a little easy to panic, aren't you?

[ Hien grumbles a little, his gaze stuck to the floor. ]

... Shut up.

[ But he doesn't move Matoba's hand away nor does he move his head either. Instead, he leans a little into the fingers that brush against his cheek. ]

[That response has Matoba's smile brimming. It's a little more radiant than it normally is; beyond even just his usual delight and amusement, it almost seems... happy.]

[Don't examine that too much.]

[Will he push him away again? Maybe, but Matoba slowly leans in again to kiss him anyway, cupping Hien's cheek to tilt him against his lips just right. The kiss is brief, but soft; and when he tugs away again, he hopes there's a bit of relief in Hien's eyes, too.]

I'm going back to this miserable dinner to see who else tries to kill one another. Tell your bosses to fix my tastebuds when you have the chance.

[ For a moment, he thinks he sees what happiness is in Matoba's expression and he can't help but stare until he snaps out of it when they kiss again. There is so much relief in Hien's entire existence rather than just his eyes alone and it's so obvious in his body language. ]

... I send them at least fifty reports about it every day.

[ He tugs at Matoba's dress sleeve though. ]

You need to take this off before you go back.

Good. I can't believe they've taken this long to........

Hm?

[Matoba glances down at his dress and blinks, then glances back up at Hien with a cattish smile curled on his lips.]

My, Hien-kun........ Are you that bored with the dinner? Shall I entertain you instead? [His hand deviously curls past his cheekbone and brushes fingertips over his ear on its way sifting into his hair. Why else would Hien be asking him to take it off?? He thinks this is That.]

[Yeah. He's forgotten what this armor even does.]

No, I mean--fuck, don't do that.

[ He's hissing. Thanks, Matoba. He's internally screaming for various reasons. He immediately grabs Matoba's hand and puts it away from his ear!! tyvm!!! ]

What I mean is change your armor. It's been giving me a headache ever since you started wearing it--and no, I don't mean it visually.

[ He's nipping that in the bud. Do Not. ]

I thought you liked it...? [Matoba sulks, not understanding when his hand is pulled away. Instead, he looks down over his dress through the gauzey veil that's swept over his head and shoulders and trailing down his body, tempting and mysterious.]

[...Oh. This. He smiles.] ...Oyaoya, Hien-kun is into this sort of thing...? [Nip all he wants, try and stop Matoba from being horny will you!!] But there is a bit of a story to this. I wonder how this was manifested into the game, but--

[What does that mean, Matoba!! Don't worry about it, because he still reaches into his UI and switches the dress off. You're welcome, Hien.]

[Maybe. Because now he's just naked. Gremlin.] Better~?

[ The first thing he does is fling his oversized cloak at Matoba's entire body. ]

Makoto.

[ He sounds so exasperated. ]

I know you're not going back out there with nothing to wear. Just put on something.

[Teehee!! That's exactly what he expected to do, so he just laughs even louder and tugs it around himself. It's warm and it smells like Hien................]

Ohh, alright, alright...... Since it doesn't seem like you're in the mood to ditch and have a different bit of fun. At least you can enjoy the food.

[He reaches back into his UI again and equips his usual Family Ties kimono! The cloak still feels nice, but he can hand it back to Hien now.]

If I must.

[ Hien holds back the urge to sigh so much. He's actually... cute like that.

...

Anyway, he takes the cloak back. ]

Yes, you must.

... You look better like that anyway.

[ He is leaving this room now. Goodbye!!! ]

[Wow Hien, be brave, be bold, attend dinner in the nude.]

[He frowns a little- oh, so Hien isn't into "KuroMisa-chan", huh? A little disappointing, but he'll live. That armor is quite inconvenient for most cases except as a last-ditch defense, anyway....]

I see...... [Matoba ponders that and follows him out! Time to go back to dinner; who's going to question what they've been up to during their impromptu exit!?]

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