[As if this bitch wouldn't die like a dog in a ditch if the right person commanded him to. There's no more or less honor in the military than there is in any other organized group, but Yael won't waste his breath preaching. He'll remain mum on that point and hope Matoba has enough cells in his brain to realize the irony in looking down on him for his lot in life.

Yael stretches his arms up above over his head and leans back against them, very nearly elbowing Matoba in the process. Whoops!]

You think I quit? Please. I suffered a bad leg injury and I had no choice but to take time off while it recovered.

[Who knows? Maybe a trip to Japan would be a better use of his time than playing this damn MMO, but Yael remains unconvinced that using that time to visit Matoba would be remotely sensible.]

Next time I'm there, I'll stand in the middle of traffic and yell until you come running. What's your idea of fun, aside from annoying the shit out of people?