[ He is going to ignore the friendly shoulder bump because he can't just keep being nice to this guy! He can't! This is undercutting his image so much already! ]
No, it's a terrible concept. First of all, a properly sized candy apple would be wider than the average briefcase. You could go smaller but what's the point?
[ Also he likes big apples and he cannot lie. ]
Second, even if you did fit a candied apple in your briefcase, it would inevitably melt. Chocolate or caramel, whichever you chose, would leak through the compartment's cracks unless you find a way to make it entirely airtight and then you still have a sticky mess to deal with even if it is contained.
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No, it's a terrible concept. First of all, a properly sized candy apple would be wider than the average briefcase. You could go smaller but what's the point?
[ Also he likes big apples and he cannot lie. ]
Second, even if you did fit a candied apple in your briefcase, it would inevitably melt. Chocolate or caramel, whichever you chose, would leak through the compartment's cracks unless you find a way to make it entirely airtight and then you still have a sticky mess to deal with even if it is contained.