[Fragment's perpetual bullshit and rampant glitches have taken their toll on these old bones. Yael has spent more and more time in the MMO trenches since the beta begun and has now relented to enjoying its amenities.
In this case, he's soaking listlessly in the hot springs like a lazy capybara. A mixed bath is a new concept to him, but he isn't questioning it much, choosing instead to lounge about in the water like he owns the place. If you happen to pass by him, one of two things will happen. The gracious Yael will only splash you with an armful of spa water as you pass by. The less gracious Yael will take a whole ass spa egg (peeled) and toss it at your face. Catch!]
Whose bright idea was a mixed bath anyway? Oh well. You should try it instead of loitering around.
ʙᴜɪʟᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ
[Can you believe Yael doesn't want to build this damn bridge? What gave it away, exactly? Maybe the part where his hammer strikes the nail approximately once per minute, his dull gaze cast off into the middle distance. Such effort, much work, and while the others are surely eager to help the sprites out and make some progress on building stable bridges, Yael doesn't seem nearly as community-minded.
Chide him if you wish, but his reasoning is clear enough once the wind blows with particular vehemence, threatening to knock over anyone who isn't already on the ground or holding onto something for support. Yael, hunched on the ground, is in the optimal position to reach over and snatch by the arm the unlucky soul who was nearly flung into the abyss by that violent burst of wind.]
Watch it!
[Yael isn't the type to raise his voice, much less shout. For a man who claims to give so few damns about anything that happens to this game and the people playing it, he's surprisingly vehement about dropping everything he's holding to grip their arm in both hands, attempting to pull them back onto solid ground. His eyes are wide, his jaw clenched tight— worried.]
...You moron. If I hadn't grabbed you, you'd be a stain on the ground somewhere. Can you pull yourself the rest of the way up?
ᴇᴍʙᴏᴅʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴇғ
[When you next log in, you're in for a surprise: you're a big, hulking sourpuss of a man. You won't have long to wander around and live the Yael experience before he hunts you down in your body, making the ugliest face your avatar is capable of making.]
Very funny. Change me back.
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( give me something else! my plotting post is here if you want to plot a thing. )
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