[ Trying to be nice ^{[citation needed]} and this is what he gets? This will never happen again. ]

Do I look like someone who's scared of water?

[ Even if he fell in, he has Yaoi Oar with him, so nothing can go wrong. But he follows Fai with a frown and sits on the opposite side. ]

If you fall off because you're drunk or something, I won't let you drown. Not sure if you can drown here in the first place.

[ Okay, now being nice won't happen again. ]