worldbent: (When I say that we will never return)
的場静司 | Matoba Seiji ([personal profile] worldbent) wrote in [community profile] altimit 2023-07-29 05:13 pm (UTC)

Display name: "0koto" | Matoba Seiji | Natsume Yuujinchou

1. "And we will (not) wear silly hats"

[Starter equipment- well, what can be done about that? Matoba's eye drifts over the assortment of worn-out, chewed-up, and truly gag gift level equipment that's been laid out for them, and after a moment to resign himself to it, gathers up one of the old robes to swing over his shoulders.]

[As opposed to just picking the text with the highest numbers in a PC game, in VR, the reality of it really sinks in. This is junk.]


I'm not wearing that hat. [0koto may have a reputation as a min-maxer, but in this one case, he'll take taste over numbers.]


2. I'll be at the buffet

[None of the food is real, but that's not going to stop 0koto for making a beeline for the dessert trays. Even if it's not doing anything to feed him, whatever magic the devs worked to get them to taste so good should be a product in itself. Get on it, CC Corp.]

[Ah, but is that the last slice of a tray of cake or pie you're eying? It's a shame that 0koto's hand darts out just at the last moment to snatch it out from under you, immediately taking a huge bite.]


Too slow.


3. Rumor Mill

[No game community is fun without some rumors and wild speculation to get it going, right? So why not just fling some bullshit around right off the bat?]

[Perhaps you are minding your own business when 0koto spots you to sidle up beside, speaking just out of reach of your ear. Oh, he doesn't intend to startle anyone, surely....]


Have you heard? [He tilts his head towards you, his one good eye pinning on yours.] Apparently the beta keys for this test were given out by a specific metric. Can you guess what that was?


wildcard!

[Hit me up at my plotting post if you have an idea to hash out!]

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