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bleatingedge ([personal profile] bleatingedge) wrote in [community profile] altimit 2023-08-20 09:40 am (UTC)

POST PATCH 2.5

Care To Join My Guild?

Utilizing the opportunity of a large player gathering, Leo is set up in one of the corners of Lumina Cloth to advertise his guild, The Epicurians! His current stomping ground is framed with fancy posters displaying the guild's logo and purple streamers tastefully placed in-between them. Normally he'd just haphazardly place stuff, but first impressions are important, after all.

Sitting front-in-center at a table is the guildmaster himself, plus the guild's helper grunty, Emperor Grunty! Several pre-mixed drinks of the same type sit in front of them, a decadent number made out of heavy cream, irish cream whiskey, coffee liqueur and vodka, then topped with whipped cream and chocolate syrup. It's... a lot. A drink guaranteed to weigh you down a bit and calm your nerves. Or is that just your digital arteries clogging from the sheer amount of calories?

Utilizing his complementary megaphone, he shouts out a message that the entirety of Lumina Cloth can hear!]
Join the Epicurians! A place to engage with all of the pleasures that The World has to offer! Get a free drink and meet the guildmaster at the southeast corner of the carnival!

[A second haughtier voice rings through, no doubt owned by Emperor Grunty.] Yes, untold sensations await you, umu~! Join today, umu~!

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