I never said I'm ugly. For a pigmentally challenged person, I'm damn good looking. But that clarification's important.

[A beat, as he shifts on his feet, before gesticulating with his hands.]

And don't try to tell me that I'm bein' unreasonable about that. When I was on TV for a bit, my agent had me cover up. Said I could make it big in the business only if I pretended to be normal looking.