[ Ok, be dramatic about having the horrid past mistake of naming a cat Uglysparkles and him calling you out about it. It's totally fine, Sir Winter Frost Bat Knight III. ]

I know when people are flirting with me! They say stuff like 'you look pretty' and 'you're cute' or things like that.

[ He looks like he's going to cross his arms but they've been like that for the past who knows how many minutes so he shifts to a sassy hand on hip pose instead. ]