( and who put his tits in front of his face?? hmmm???? )

The latter. I think it's just a general assumption.

( Good news for when you get your vibrating wand, )

The game's experience of pain and death is very realistic. ( And how it feels for the wind to run through your hair; the feeling of gravel beneath your heel... ) It probably has realistic sensors for certain other things.

( Like pleasure, )