( Fortunately, we exist in the universe where he doesn't break his neck getting over the counter, and Mithrun manages to slip over and onto the other side to get to the alcohol collection. He begins to look through it. Hmmm... )

My sense of taste is a little weak. I can taste things, but I acclimate to sensations a little easily... So it all sort of tastes the same after a minute.

( He could tell you if something is salty or tastes like crab, but he doesn't have a desire or appetite, so all the details of the taste profile get kind of vague after the moment passes. )